New additions

I was thinking about if it would be fun or not if it had Phobos, you know, to make a great deal with the demons from Doom (for argentum?)

I know, its because the people are all DEI

/s

Not really different from reality

He learned people go there to get more stupider and felt jealous

Or because jupiter is bigly-er and also mars because fuck over your neighbor seems like a winning strategy

No, its because of the moon deficit.

Sailing reinforcements up the river most likely

Ever since some snotty nosed kids deposed his besty Jadis, relations with Narnia have been cooling.