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bort @sh.itjust.works

6d ago

my dreams in colour

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Normal Dandadan chapter
- PEAK MENTIONED.

Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
- Wow. He also likes to watch....

I thought this is why they don't let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
- Now we can study this policy failure.
- I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
  
  Oh I forgot I think that's a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don't let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
  
  Checked your profile, it's based AF, continue doing what you're doing.
  
  I wonder what it says about me that I didn't see the alien for the trees?
  
  What inspired your username

sigh... unzips

I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
- https://pornzog.com/video/10928519/attack-of-the-flying-lizard-pterodactyl-porn-complete/
  
  Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
  P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
  
  ... ... ... Why?

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Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed... Too horny for saurus I guess

The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
the hwhites
- Pretty sure I can see a tattoo on that dinosaur!

Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
- Joe Rogan's fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
  
  Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.

Mogged by dinochad again. 😩

I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it's a meme and I'm just demonstrating that I'm stoned with this comment.

This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.

Do you hear my eyes complaining?

Bald representation!

...horny?
- yes.

Rule 34

god, i wish that was me.
- The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
  
  In that exact order, funnily enough.
  
  yes.
  
  Holy shit I didnt even see the alien

At's some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
- Looks like one of his book covers

Go on......

a bort! a bort!
- it is i, a bort.

Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
- A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
  
  Holy shit i didn't see the Alien until now.
  
  What does that have to do with being white?

I like that she's got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body, would be more feminist but I like what I like.
- I don't think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
  
  The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
- The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too

I'll allow it

Jealous of her.

Star trek specist porn
- *Interspecies erotica

One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
- I require more information about this movie

Dino New World Order

Very very weird, threatened even.
- (Headbutts intensify)

wait, I know this actress

I prefer thin Asian women.
- For their personalities?
  
  That's more of a gamble.

Please mark it as NSFW :)
- What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don't, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
  
  Then I'd say nothing you do for work is safe
- Maybe.

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