Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights
Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights
Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.
Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs ....... wake up with fleas, and without your own children
Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.
He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn't have his penis in her. 🤷🏻♂️
IVF. No physical contact necessary.
She slept with him.
Eeeww.
There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.
I'd sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money
Her name is literally Grimes
Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn't, but it's not like she slept with musk
I’m almost certain that most if not all of his kids were conceived via artificial inseminaton?
He’s got a little Boys from Brazil thing going on with these kids.
Every picture of Grimes I've ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.
Drawing attention to people's appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn't actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.
She let elon bring another demon spawn into the world. Bully her to no end.
There's something very disturbing about her. Like all the parts of her face are there, but they weren't assembled quite right.
Maybe she was assembled at a tesla plant? /s
The door, meagerly, opened and he saw within the apartment a fragmented and misaligned shrinking figure, a girl who cringed and slunk away and yet held onto the door, as if for physical support. Fear made her seem ill; it distorted her body lines, made her appear as if someone had broken her and then, with malice patched her together badly.
More people should really read what Musk's first wife said about him.
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
Getting with someone who says "I'm the alpha in this relationship" is probably not a good idea.
Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada's death. I didn't understand this, just as he didn't understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as "emotionally manipulative."
Holy hell.
That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.
Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.
Holy fuck he's a monster. Like we all knew he's bad but holy fuck.
She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.
Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people's work and the mask finally started slipping.
Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.
She’s probably racist too.
She's definitely on his level.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/grimes-says-elon-musk-isnt-transphobic-he-just-hates-woke-culture
Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."
At this point I'm convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: "do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?"
I've always assumed those lists of approved names some countries had where a bit xenophobic, but it turns out they were just protecting themselves from tech bros.
How about "Do you plan on thinking?"
Might help solve the overpopulation problem.
do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?
i am a less-than-junior dev, and my variables are always descriptive of what they do!
and with this (lack of) expertise i say: They got it the wrong way around. (x)y is boy, (x)x is girl.
He put in LESS effort than a junior dev!
I just can't give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y'all, and if we ignore him enough he'll go away.
No, he won't.
But it won't matter if you don't give him your attention.
He will do his thing wether you watch or not.
So...
Yeah like the nazis. They were ignored. That turned out so well
Money. The answer is money.
Exactly. He bought them from her; paid her off
It’s actually usually the opposite. Women get custody more because men are less likely to fight for custody. When men do fight they tend to get custody more often.
Thanks for the feedback!
I did not think about it that way!
So in Canada at least, in contested orders, the mother ended up with custody 59% of the time, the father 10%, and shared 11%.
https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/jr/jf-pf/2017/nov02.html
Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo
I get the health benefits of raw baby hearts, but once you try one deep fried there's really no going back.
There’s really something about the way the red stain is in such a small and contained area that screams baby hearts and not adult hearts.
Which one of them do you thin smells worse?
I'm sure they both have a really disgusting musk coming from them
Class traitor lol
He's a greasy little pube that lad. Bet he's got a pegging fetish.
No need to kink shame the peggers
I just hope the courts will consider what's best for Techno Mechanicus.
X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.
Not even joking.
They both need to lose custody based on those names
Neither is Hegar. That's their secret 3rd kid. They're so stupid.
Isn’t there laws against names like this?
Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian
Sideræl, substantiv; når dama du holder på med på si er noe skikkelig ræl.
What's with Elon Musk and the letter X anyways?
Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.
The Omnissiah is pleased.
syntax error 💀
i hope James Workshop sues musk now just because
I think this is a typo, but I'm unsure because James Workshop could be one of his kids names.