Towels

Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he's right.

Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.

I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.

Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
- The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious

There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls
- The Germans have a word for people like you
  Mädchenküsser
  
  So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn't really say much lol.

You use the edges for the balls exclusively
- Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
  
  Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.

The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.
By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.
- You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)
  Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?
  
  I try to dry my feet first so I don’t slip so I use two towels
  
  The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one's face on ball-sweat.
  
  Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don't pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
- Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?
- Feet have balls as well, technically

I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker

This meme is so old the towel has dementia.

It's just more skin for fucks sake.
- and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.
  at least that's what I tell myself...
  
  To me is not hopefully, I do clean well enough when taking a shower. Is not that hard.

If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer

No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.

Instructions unclear, used face to get balls wet
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- Oh, I thought you were supposed to use the balls to get the face wet
  
  Isn't it more of a rebound effect?
  You use the face to get the balls wet, and then the balls will eventually get the face wet too.

If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.

If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
- I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
- I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?

There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.
- This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing... Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.
  
  Plastic clothing?

It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
- I have been stupid and had the water way too hot. I would sweat leaving the shower. So relaxing tho

do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?
- Towels don't only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you're still leaving skin on your towel.
  
  Bit it's skin that has just been washed. It's not like you're rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
  
  My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was "clean" after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can't imagine the smell. 🤢
- All i can think of
  
  Which reminds me of this

I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?
- I honestly bet my balls get more washing than my face.
  My hair doesn't behave well, so if I'm not wearing a hat I jump in the shower and give it a quick wash. I never get out of the shower without giving the pits and balls a quick lather.
  Generally I also shower in the evenings kind of regardless of the morning routine.

If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn't matter. It's not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.

I put the tag in the same place every time and dry my ass with the opposite side as my face. It's my asshole I'm a little more "worried" about. It's mostly the thought of it touching the same place.
- Tag corner is for my face, adjacent corner for drying my hair, then the rest of my body gets the other end of the towel.

Who the fuck actually cares? Are straight guys so homophobic they can't even touch a towel that has touched their own freshly cleaned junk?
- How the fuck did you get ANY of that from this post? It's about hygiene, not homophobia.
  And everyone in the comments is talking about using the same towel. Who is this strawman you're insulting and why does it have 32 upvotes?
  
  Straight man bad
- Nah, these guys ain't straight and/or cis. If touching their own balls makes them that uncomfy then they've got some stuff they're hiding and need to work through.
  Edit: even so, tho, the OP doesn't look like they're a dude; which makes me wonder if she has a different towel for every part of her body. Like, damn bitch, granted I ain't straight or cis, but I use two towels, one for my hair, one for the rest of me. I may be a gal but I don't need more than that, and the hair one is mainly because my hair holds enough water that I kinda need a second towel.
  
  For me it's more I don't want my head hair wrapped around my junk. It's uncomfortable, and behind deliberate about how I dry my body has made sure it doesn't happen anymore.

Count yourself lucky if a single guy has separate towels for handwashing and showering/bathing.
- I’m married and we just have the towel.
  
  I'm married and there's always a second towel on the rail so I just use that one for my balls and ass. I guess that is why it's there.
- i'm single and i have two separate towels,,, but to be honest i only use the big one for everything, the small one is so guests don't dry their hands on the towel that dries my entire body
  
  That's fair.
- One towel is more than enough for bathing, hand washing, floor mopping, kitchen towel, car window washing, oil rag
  
  It is pretty fucked to make a guest use the towel you dry your ass with the dry their hands. I like to keep a seperate one just for that
- I'm a single guy and I've got several matching body/ small towel combos. I wrap one of the small ones around my face bank robber bandana style when I wash my beard 2 or 3 times a week. On the other days I start with my head and work my way down with the same towel, hanging the unused small one by the sink as a hand towel.
- Why the bloody would you?

Plebs using towels? What is this? Caveman times?
My sexy robot servants blow me.

But but guys if the cloth touches both your balls and your face then YOUR GAAAAYYYYY

This tweet lives rent free in my head, often does the phrase "The towel forgets" pop into my brain.

I hate threads like this because it always reveals how many nasty motherfuckers there are in society.

Www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

....also, you've just stepped out of the shower 35 seconds earlier.

I just shake my balls dry

Finally, I can share my method.
Start with the side of the towel that has the tag. Hold the towel so the tag is facing away from you (critical to a later step!)
Dry hair with the top, then face in the next section down, followed by chest.
Left arm is dried with the left side of the next section, right arm with the right side. At this point you should be about half way down the towel.
Dry balls with the next section.
Legs are next with the remaining section of the towel.
Flip and dry the back and butt.
I got tired of finding head hair in my underwear so this method keeps the head drying section quite a bit away from the ball section, and keeps the ass drying away from hands arms, chest, face etc.
- I dry my hair, then flip it over to do my body. The end.
- Are you me? This is almost exactly how I do it, with only some small modifications.
- That sounds like work.
  
  This is exactly how I've been drying myself for years! It's really simple, as when I'm done with the towel, I always hang it to dry on the hook the same way, and then grab it in the same way when I get out of the shower the next time. It takes no thought, and mostly ensures each "section" gets evenly distributed moisture absorption.
- Might be better at reducing hair than just shaking the towel after drying the head, huh?
  
  Believe me, my genetics are already trying their best to remove what hair I have left on my head.

I use the center of the towel for the face, the ends for bottom half of my body and a separate one for hands outside of bathtime.
In all seriousness I wash myself with a exfiltrating scrub and clean enough where it doesn't matter how I dry myself.

Pure truth.
Towels change when they smell

All you gotta do is follow the law, the law of gravity. Start at the top and work your way down.

And soap is ablative

custom bowling ball towel

I do have two towels but that's because of my long hair, the ball towel and face towel remain the same with the same rules.

It didn't make sense at first, but I realised bald men may indeed start with the balls or leg hair first and work up. Wherever has most hair holding most water, really