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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

4d ago

Curious why they tried to send a file from a windows machine via IMessage

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<html> <p>Hello world</p> </html>
LOOK OUT DEVELOPERS I'M A CODER NOW
- This didn’t tell about your cookie policy and there was no streaming video of something I have no interest in. And where were all the ads?
  
  I need to know if there are hot single moms in my area!
- fuck
- Loads better than most websites and works flawlessly on mobile.
- Well at least this may very well work as intended
- This guy fucks
- Hackerman

The cherry on top is that he just made the website in his downloads folder and not a new folder for the project.
- I'm Guessing he downloaded it from chatgpt, hence the location
  
  That's a given, but now he has an entire website in his download dir. So all the scripts, images, child pages, directories, etc. are all over the folder's contents.
  If he tried to publish, he would have to find every single dependancy and upload them, which would then require somebody competent to figure out what he missed.
  What I am saying is web devs are safe from AI taking their job, for now.
  
  itt: people genuinely think this joke is real
- It's so we can download all of his downloads from his web server.
- My downloads folder is a fucking mess and I'd absolutely do that.
  
  Mine is definitely a junk drawer of random nonsense that is tens of gigs in size.
  I wanted to recover files from an old hard drive for a Linux install I had for about a decade, it was not fun to look through for the handful of files I wanted.
  
  I decided to sort my downloads folder into directories and it's so worth it
  
  Keep 3 folders on your desktop, "In" "Out" and the trash that's built in to most DEs. Put things you want out of the way in "In", move them to "Out" when you're thinking about getting rid of them, if they've been in "Out" a long time move them to trash.

the embodiment of "it works fine on my machine"

I'm just surprised it seems to actually be in c/users instead of a OneDrive folder
- Probably downloaded it from ChatGPT, that's why it's in the downloads folder.
  
  Default location of the downloads folder becoming OneDrive wouldn't suprise me at all
  
  I did a quick install of windows (last year I think?) and it sorted everything into a onedrive folder. documents, pictures, videos, downloads, all that stuff, looked normal from the file explorer, but was sneakily placed into a onedrive folder. it went something like c:/users/me/onedrive/. didn't realize what it had done until like 2 days later and it gave me some popup about not being able to upload. i don't even have a onedrive account; it just decided that was how it should be done. no idea what, if anything, it actually uploaded.
  now if i have to install windows i have a script from privacy.sexy i run before doing anything else. havent had that happen again yet. still, probably best to assume anything on a windows machine is not private.

"Hey ChatGPT! Build a fully functional turnkey ecommerce website."
- That seems really round-about.
  Just:
  
  import Money Money.make('rain')
  
  Python really does have everything
  
  Sometimes they block that, so you have to do this instead:
  
  me.accountBalance = exploit.infiniteMoneyGlitch();
  You only get access to that method if you were born with rich parents, though.
- "Make me the most generic hello world in ReactJS." Wow it's so smart and conscious!
- Oh and make it FAST, no loading bars or spinners!

Call musk, they need someone like him!

As long as they got that copy and paste terminal code barrier of entry web dev is safe

You're a visionary Ben.

If Microsoft invented WWW

Now start adding the "Well yes, but if" demands until the system inevitably breaks.

Gerard behavior

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