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Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

2d ago

Unholy alliance

It's a corny joke

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- Somehow, pineapple on pizza was created in the global pineapple capital that is Ontario, Canada.

Yummyyy 😋😋😋
- You are the 10th Dentist.

Still better than normal corn on pizza
- Debatable, but at least we agree that neither belongs.

Anyone ever seen or even tried broccoli and carrots on Pizza? It's truly disgusting.
- Beef and broccoli pizza is pretty tasty. Just slice the broccoli florets flat like mushrooms. The sauce is just standard brown sauce. Broccoli, beef, onion, mushrooms, and cheese.
  Yummy
  
  Brown sauce? Like HP?
- Japan has entered the chat
  
  Go home, Japan! You're drunk!
- Broccoli is great on pizza.
  Carrots aren't great on anything lol
  
  It was disgusting when I tried it. I don't think it helped that it was wood fired so the broccoli and carrots were heavily singed. Was very gross. It also barely had any cheese on it.

I will happily shake hands with a pineapple-on-pizza-er, if it means we can make sure this evil never hurts anyone ever again.
I'll wash my hands afterward, but it's the gesture that counts, right?
(pls wash your hands anyway, sanitation rulez)
- Just like Liberals and Communists in WWII.
  Edit: Did the Allies not cooperate with the Soviets to defeat the Axis Powers, or am I way off base here?

Not sure if Iv seen this one before. I know Iv seen a few pineapple non pineapple eaters unite post before. Usually its something unusal for pizza, but I would totally try.
This looks gross tho. Like enjoy that if you want but i aint even trying that one.
- I think that's wise.

Are those pills?
- It's candy corn.
  
  I assume that it's a US only product that's therefore meaningless to 96% of the world population.
- Yeah, buddy, they're just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.
  [Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]
  
  That would taste better lol

One can only imagine the horrors that goes through the mind that thought this up.
- Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Lewis_black_on_candy_corn.mp4
- I bet that's hilarious. I'll have to look it up.

I actually did this once and there's a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.
- Thanks for commenting here. I'm glad you were finally able to rehabilitate your way out of prison.

spreads nutella shit all over it
- Why are you the way that you are?

Anyone who willingly eats candy corn is 100% a serial killer and will murder you at the earliest chance.
- Candy corn is fine. It's not great, but it's fine. Far from the worst candy out there.
  Putting it on pizza, however, is a war crime.
  
  Idk, candy corn is pretty far down the tier list for candy.
- Thanks for giving a hint of what is going on in the picture. I've never seen this candy corn and I intend to keep it that way.
  
  It's a cocktail of various sugars, a fat, salt, artificial flavoring, and gelatin (usually from animal hooves).
- What's wrong with candy corn? It's not my favorite but it's good.
  
  The ingredients?
  
  Uh oh, you're one of them...
- It has a subtle salty butteryness that is just delightful.
  
  It's a lump of sugary wax that's colored with crushed up insects.
- I eat candy corn willingly when it's the last candy in the house. I have yet to aerial murder anyone
  
  Exactly the sort of thing a serial killer would say.

cake.
- cheese cake.
- Your birthday parties must be wild.

I don’t know what the pineapple lovers are eating but it ain’t pizza.
- Are you really going to take a shot at pineapple while this monstrosity runs amok?

Don't really give a shit about pineapple. Not the worst thing on pizza but I'll give it a miss if I have the option. "Hawaiian" pizza is offensive because of the fucking ham they put on it and call it bacon. No. It's ham. Stop lying. Go to hell. Ham sucks.
- In the UK a lot of kebab shops also do pizza but are run by Muslims so the “ham” on an Hawaiian pizza is most likely to be (halal) turkey meat with beetroot juice added…
  
  How do they keep the pizza on the kebab skewer?

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