Who's to blame for the DOGE disasters? Not Musk, says White House.
The so-called Department of Government Efficiency—the advisory commission that President Donald Trump tasked co-President Elon Musk to run in order to find ways to cut the federal budget—has ...
Dear Leader hath spake.
The administration's gaslighting reaches avant-garde levels when a commission purpose-built for demolition gets portrayed as some neutral accounting firm. Musk's LARP as efficiency czar would be laughable if the consequences weren't radioactive staff purges and defense contractors editing national security databases like Wikipedia entries.
Cost-cutting through chaos theory – fire 300 nuclear oversight experts, panic-rehire 25, then call it "streamlining." The math only works if you consider institutional collapse a profit center. DOGE's "$55 billion savings" fantasy collapses faster than a crypto exchange when basic arithmetic enters the chat.
This isn't governance – it's arson with Excel spreadsheets. When even the courts gag at the lies, you know the grift's gone mainstream. The real fraud isn't in the accounting columns but in pretending this circus has any purpose beyond dismantling functional systems.
