It's Never too Late
It's Never too Late
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It's Never too Late
The joke went so far over people's heads it struck a passing 737.
Lotta people showing a lack of serial killer knowledge
If you're over 52 then is it too late?
Like, are you saying i should try to become an oligarch?
No, you could just as easily become someone who does arts and crafts with human remains.
it is never too late to exploit other human beings, you just need Capital and the blessing of the bourgeois State
In Gein's case, you don't even need the capital or blessing!
Look at the president, mid 90's, barely able to make bowels with mouth noises, but he's expertly dismantling the country. Not slowly like the Dumas Republican party. He's been doing this in days! While we go to work our asses off every day, this old fuck goes to work in destroying our economy and our children's futures!
All to show you, it's never too late.
Step 1: .... be born white
Step 2: ... be born male
I was only able to achieve step 2. Too bad for me I guess.
I guarantee you don't need either quality to reach Ed Gein levels of notoriety. All it takes is effort.
And a dedication to folk art.
Step 3... Be given shit for being male and white by people much better off than you.
Step 4... Get no reprieve from racism and sexism because someone before your existence looked like you and was these things so it's okay to happen to you as revenge.
Step 5... Do the one thing white males way better at than anyone else; suicide.
And hope for re-roll
Edit: You've just proved the point. I just shouldn't exist anymore and it's clear that'd be preferred. Thanks for the clarity.
I'm not going to try and justify the people who think it's ok to be bigoted towards white males. It's not ok. I'm also not going to pull the "those people don't exist" bullshit, because it's bullshit.
But no one of that particular flavor of asshat is here in this post or comment thread. So get out of your own head and get over yourself. For your own sake.
Complaining about misandrists and/or people racist against white people is not acceptable behavior publicly. At best it makes you look socially incompetent, and at worst it makes you look like someone who wouldn't mind being lumped in with nazis.
On top of that, the amount of people publicly anti-"every white male ever" is pretty damn low lately. Low enough that you can generally get through life as if they don't exist.
It's been over a decade since I've seen any news orgs worth mentioning run anything along the lines of "Young white men need to be taught not to rape".
If you can't escape it, change the spaces you're spending time online, and the people you are spending time around in real life. I haven't heard that sort of shit to any significant amount for a very long time.
We're hitting levels of delusion that shouldn't even be possible
i don't think any of those four fellows in the OP killed themselves, and in fact, they all lived to ripe old ages.
Yeah, people are so mean to Ed Gein, aren't they?
Gross. I thought this was gonna be about authors, artists, or inventors.
Are you saying Ed Gein wasn't an artist? And he invented the woman suit!
Ok I had to look up Ed Gein and it all makes sense now. 😂 Good one!
It's crazy to me that Ray Kroc was already in the unedited version of this image... Dude Edison'd the fuck outta McDonald's.
I'd consider it worse than Edison. Edison's real contribution to technology was the creation of a company R&D lab geared towards new products. He would invest in the development of the product before it became big.
Kroc took over an already functioning business.
Ooh, is this demotivational adjacent? That's old school material!
You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!
"Me eat dead people!"
That's exactly how you start a fight with Colorado.
Buzzfeed title: Who shortened the most human lives, the answer may shock you.
Ed Gein only killed two people officially! The least evil of the four!
Unironically true.
Seems like past your 50s it's too late
Like crocodile but not spelled that way.
What’s shit about this post?
I mean the whole „you’re only successful if people talk about you” thing is shit, but is that ot?
I think it's pretty shitty how few human corpses Ray Kroc skinned on his own. Ed Gein did all the corpse-skinning himself. Rich man Kroc got the butler to skin human corpses when he wanted human skin.
Edit: Look, Kroc fans, I know you're mad, but the fact is that Ed Gein was a working man who did a working man's job flaying a corpse. Ray Kroc would never get his own hands dirty digging up a grave and you know it.
And while we're at it, did you ever see Sam Walton's "woman suit" sewn together out of the corpses of exhumed women? It's shit. Just shit. Gein knew how to make himself a "woman suit."