Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil

Same. It's frightening that I can actually see that headline being true.

There are a lot of fake internet points to be had from creating a new "isittheonion" community! I would have 100% believed this one.

God dammit, this is the onion.

It's not even fine any longer... I mean, it is, but God dammit.

(to be fair, i'm drinking and glossed over "relocate" lol)