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Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works

1d ago

Fresh basil

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Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!

Me and my buddies spoke about "Oregano" in High School often, but I don't think we were having the same sort of conversation
- I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about "plants and trees" and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.
  
  This is a hilarious story and I love it.
- Just young spice enthusiasts.
  
  The spice must flow
  
  Back then, the only spice we had was old.

I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.
"Is that a dead deer?!". "It looks like a dead deer" said another. "Oh I thought it was a dead deer too".
Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!
- They were speaking about this meme:
  It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer
  
  holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ... totally not serial killer energy
  
  Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie's YouTube series Meme Review titled "Will Smith hosts Meme Review"
  Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location
- Was the bulldog ok though?
- Close enough

That pizza gatekeeping
- Pizzagating? Oh no
  
  PizzaKeeping?

It's the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.
(Or "kids those days ate," at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)

At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.
- I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand ... 🤤
- Gianna Michaels
  I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do
  
  I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.
  Internet search is dead.
  
  She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.
- She kept birds?
  
  A nice pair of tits yeah
  
  She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.
  
  Both boobies and tits
- That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.
  
  Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?
  Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.

I don't think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.
- Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post
  
  I don't even know what basil is because I could not care less about learning English spice names nor do I care enough to look it up. I'm guessing it's those eatable leaves though because those are called Basilikum in German. The name also allows English basil "enjoyers" to make a pun and we all know this is a sign of a correct translation.

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