Pulling up to the transit enthusiasts club in one of these bad boys

“At the Wank Mountain in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany, this Wankbahn brings you to the Wankhaus on top, where there's a Wank View observation area.

Wank Tickets cost €27, but there's also an unlimited "Wank Leisure Pass" for €175 that's pretty handy.”