It was Steve
It was Steve
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Nobody was hurt.
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Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
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I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.
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...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
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There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
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J. F. C.
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
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Mr Boombastic
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All right
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We should unionize
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Front fell off
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This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
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I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
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Zigged. Should've zagged.
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Zoop! 👉😎👉
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We're insured, right?
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Told ya so
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Damn thing broke
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"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
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Aren't those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn't happen or when it does, it's not as bad.
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
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4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
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Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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We got insurance?
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it wasn't me
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Ah, the Shaggy defense
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Here's my resignation.
Either it's your fault, it's going to be your fault, or you're cleaning this up. Bottom line: there's a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it's time to part ways.
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"I told you."
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They're getting away!
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I fucking quit
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Saved the eggs.
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I wasn't here
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This osha violation
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It was loud
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Get better racking.
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What happened here?
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I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
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Good luck Jim
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Oops, my bad
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Ruh roh raggy
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Not my problem
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How about "is everyone ok"?
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See you tomorrow
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Shelves buckled.
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Nope that’s a forklift accident
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Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
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You still have a free word!
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Overloaded.
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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K I quit
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oops ididit again
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Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.
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Shit. Is. fuuucked.
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Sue the engineer.
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Time to drink
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Fucken' hell, man!
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Some shit broke
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Monster dot com
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I'm outta here
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"better start tidying"
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Want a blowie?
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Not my problem
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"resume generating event"
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And your managers name - Steve.
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Bitch, what mess?
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Brian did it
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Tibor
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@Stamets it tanked, boss!
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Did you see the mess that overnight left?
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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