100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier
The eggs taken from the back of a distribution trailer in Franklin County are worth about $40,000.
yea i got that goodgood fam hit me Up!
I don't care for the price of eggs meme, but if the collapse of this country is agitated by a series of egg heists with no real cohesion, that will be quite funny.
It's literally comfortable brunch libs laughing at people for being concerned with the price of food
The reggolution
My grandfather had the egg monopoly in central PA
This is the first thing that came to me lol
Aye Paulie how comes we gotta unload all these eggs?
Watch it Chrissy, T says we gotta move 'em we move 'em
Amish Mafia reruns are on the menu
"Alright, alright, jeez..I'll put em' next to the Pokey Man cards."
me, patting my suspiciously 100K-egg-shaped belly:
How the fuck do you steal 100k eggs
It's literally just the number of eggs that fit in a standard semi-truck trailer.
Ah, that makes sense.
put em all in one really big basket
May I offer you one hundred thousand eggs in these trying times?
that's as many as 10,000 tens. and that's terrible.
Dammit! I had a don't put all your eggs in one basket joke and this! Now I've got squat
Given eggs only last a few weeks someone's got to have a plan for this. Do small cornershop owners buy stuff like this under the table? Here in the UK practically any independently owned local cornershop has smuggled cigarettes and tobacco for the regulars they know personally.
Got any discount eggs bruv?
bro should travel to montana or something, and become the mansa musa of eggs to crash the local eggconomy
maybe it's a Robin Hood situation and they're gonna show up at local food banks and stuff
Me and My guys are about to cook the world's first One-Hundred-Thousand Egg Omelet
No more half measures?
Such a fucking stupid country
Has anyone confirmed Stefan Molyneux's location at the time of the theft?
100k eggs stolen from birds enslaved in disease factory by partners of central Pa. bird abusers
The eggs have been liberated
Carnists will do anything but eat a legume
carnists [cw carnism]:
Have you seen any of these suspects ?
Its funny that he was the one that made it there
Vegan gang stay winning
The beginning of the EGG Cartel
smuggle those eggs to California and you got like $100,000 profit
Ah yes, things are getting really very cool and normal
Truly can’t put into context the absurdity of all that is happening. This hellhole country has industrialized agriculture and can’t even do that shit effectively.
That's one hundred times one thousand eggs
And that's terrible
Ocean's Fourteen: The Great Egg Heist
My egg bills are thru the roof! That's why I use MyEggs from Cinco
Do you need eggs? LibertyEggs can help
i make-a Gran Frittata del Dio for all the paisanos.
That explains my out-of-stock.
Castro stole my grandfathers eggs
https://youtu.be/oScaSbzSg00 There’s a Three 6 song for everything and this is easily top 5 of their discography
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
century egg
no not like that
The egg wars begin!!!
