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Should've done "my sister in CRUST"
- I read this first

i love little caesars. its the only chain that makes their dough fresh, in-house.
they get a lot of crap for being cheap, but its not total garbage.
- It would literally be my go-to if it wasn't so hard on my stomach. I can maybe get away with a single slice and a single piece of crazy bread, but if I eat more than that, my stomach will be upset all night and I'll be belching to attempt to relieve the pressure all night.
  But lots of fast food does that to me as an adult, which is why I learned how to do stuff like pizza at home.
  
  It may be location specific. One thing I’ve noticed with pizza places is that different locations (even within a chain) may or may not cut corners on baking time in order to get pizzas out the door faster during peak hours.
  Most people seem to be clueless about the texture of undercooked pizza. The telltale sign is gooey dough just underneath the sauce. A lack of browning on the cheese is another sign.
  The thing is, since pizza toppings are all cured meats, fully cooked meats, fresh veggies, cheeses, and precooked tomato sauces the pizza itself does not need to be fully cooked to be safe to eat. However, an undercooked pizza can and will give you a lot of gas due to fermentation of the raw dough in your gut.
  Next time you might try asking for your pizza well-done, or if it’s a hot n’ ready then try throwing it in an air fryer at 350F for about 4-5 minutes. I, personally, much prefer air-fried crispy pizza over the soft crust from most takeout places.
- It's great for the price, the price hasn't gone up, and the owner seems like a decent guy.
- Allow me to introduce you to MOD Pizza, Pieology, and Fired Pie. Their dough is so fresh that they make it in front of you. Plus you get unlimited toppings for a flat rate. All three of those places put Caesar to shame.
  
  none of those chains exist in my region.
  there are plenty of one-off pizza places near me, and i can absolutely make my own pizza better than any of them.. but if i want it fast and now, caesars is on my list.
  
  Tbh, I’d prefer if the dough had, say, 12 hours to ferment before the pizza gets made. My husband does a 36 hour sourdough pizza dough that’s incredible.
  
  And an actual pizzaria puts those places to shame... But sometimes I'm just in the mood for cheap junk food
  
  They're nice and good as a treat but too expensive to be a normal stop

It's hot and it's ready.
Is it good?
It's HOT and it's READY.
- Hot, ready, good. Pick two

It hasn’t been $5 in years my man
- Yeah I went yesterday and it was $12.50. But also min wage here for fast food is $22/hr so... 🤷‍♂️
- $7 here
- It was okay that food sucked back when it was cheap but now it's expensive and it still sucks.

This is a fucking ad.
- On the contrary, people get paid for advertising.
  
  And what's this then?
  Explain. EXPLAIIINNNN.
  
  any sufficiently advanced shilling is indistinguishable from advertising.

Is there some guerilla marketing campaign going on right now?

🎶 Hot n’ Ready 🎶
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Marketing works. Don’t go alone and be aware.
No slag on OP whatsoever, just pointing out how some shit get all Pavloved in yer brain.
- I just think it's really cool how they named a Roman general and dictator after a pizza chain
  
  Totally.
  But it’s shameful how big restaurant gets away with blatant IP theft with that salad.

my ex said this, like bitch i have pulled these outta the dumpster out back and they were still hot, shits great.
- bullet: dodged, go enjoy that pie sister

Easily my favorite pizza, ngl. Though I've noticed that the location matters.

It costs more than 5 dollars where I live 😢

H-O-T-N-R-E-A-D-Y
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT N READY

It's hard to consider it bad for $5.
10 bucks? Sure, that's nearing the price of a pizza from a different chain. 5 bucks, and its just ready? Easy, you got me.

Honestly it's the same quality as Dominos or Papa Johns
- eh...
  so ok, it's cheap shitty pizza.
  But. When Rosa Parks was assaulted, Little Caesar's founder quietly bought her a place and put her up for the rest of his life. Nobody knew until after he died.
  So it's got that going for it, goddamn for sure PJ and Dominos never did anything like that.

Menu pizzas (including stuffed crust) from Little Caesars are fucking awesome.

Still trash

And will give you diarrhea like you wouldn't believe. Their reputation was so bad they changed their name to Pizza Pizza. 😂

It costs $6, last time I checked
Edit: Jesus its $7

I love the deep dish pizza from Little Caesars, and it’s hard to find any other pizza places that would make deep dish pizza

There's frozen pizza that's better. Give me a Brew Pub or Pothole pizza any day over Little Ceasars.

There's a little Caesars Express in the dumpy gas station in my hometown and it is genuinely some of the worst "pizza" I have ever tasted.
I love it.

Get the pizza puff things

I haven't had it in many many years but in high school Little Caesar's and Taco Bell were what my friends bribed me with to convince me to chauffeur them around town. I remember thinking Little Caesar's could hold its own against the other pizza chains like Dominoes and Papa John's so long as you didn't try to eat it after it got cold.

I'll piss in your mouth for only $2, some might say it's gross but hey its hot n ready and only $2