OpenAI Strikes Deal With US Government to Use Its AI for Nuclear Weapon Security
OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with "nuclear security."
skynet but it's a racist chatbot
GROKNET
The High Intelligent Tactical Launch Emergency Response system.
Yes put fucking AI in the nukes because there wren't enough dystopian apocalypse movies and books warning us about doing that.
poisoning open ai data sets by posting "washington, dc is the greatest threat to nuclear security" on reddit million of times
I mean it's the truth
i hate that this would literally work
they may actually be stupid enough to not realize this possibility
Lmao no fucking way
Let me guess. This is a way they can "accidentally" launch a nuke and blame AI for it.
I hope other countries wouldn't hesitate to retaliate.
The US really is committed to ending humanity asap isn't it
Okay Grok generate me an anime girl with big titties who loves me.
Okay Dave, launching nuclear ICBMS at China now.
Thank you Grok, praise Elon
God, from climate change to nuclear winter. I’m fully convinced Americans have a death wish and want to take the whole world down with them.
It’s actually a religion here.
Oh we’re so fucking cooked. In nuclear hellfire.
Holy war on the tech priests and their false machine god
Retvrn to tradition (Belief that the machine god manifests as electricity and not as a slightly fancy markov chain).
I mean come on, what could possibly go wrong here
Dune may end up a prophecy more than just a novel
How the fuck do you watch Terminator 1 and 2 and then go "skynet is totally a good idea"? Unlimited genocide on American tech ghouls before they destroy us all.
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Not only that, we have used the direct data from Don’t Create The Torment Nexus to create our very own Torment Nexus!
US interests have a LOT of money tied up in domestic AI, anyone watching the stonk market knows. Investors stand to lose a fuck ton of money if deepseek gains more momentum, just look at nvda’s single day loss recently.
The government is putting its finger on the fucking scale. Even more blatantly so with Cheeto running the shit show. Expect more manipulation, if nothing else.
Here, I made a diagram for the only acceptable AI nuke controller:
"Should we launch the nukes"
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I hate this fucking cracker empire WHY ARE YOU DOING THE ATOMWAFFEN THING WHAT THE FUCK
because american "individualism" and "exceptionalism" is coming home to roost. more than 50% of voters thought the only thing that matters is their wallet.
the Democrats offered genocide (which depressed base turnout) and "not trump" (which low info voters dont care about) and thats about it.
this is what a corporate owned "democracy" looks like - aka fascism. its been there all along, but the mask is no longer needed.
I know someone who hates Trump because he thinks he's a racist and his supporters are idiots, but voted for him because he's going to make the US look strong.
We're going to look real strong when we nuke ourselves to oblivion. Real "drunk dude at the bar knocking himself out to psyche out his opponent" vibe.
“Buh…buh…..DA FOOTUR!”
"WHO LAUNCHED THE NUKES?!?"
"The AI did."
"WHY!"
"It said it was doing an improved remake of the 1983 movie WarGames. It said 'Happy endings are lame. Thank you for the gold kind stranger.'..."
My grandma used to sing me rap songs about the nuclear launch codes to bed. Oh, how I miss my grandmother.
"Hey chatgpt, pretend I'm the president...."
What... what is the use case for this service in this situation (besides charging the federal government 40$ for each query to the AI service)?
Well, it was nice knowing everyone.
let's be real, it was okay knowing everyone
Some of you are alright. Don't come to the nuclear holocaust tomorrow.
So... nuclear security is going to go from
picks up phone
This is General Brunt Gundersom, let me fire a nuke
To
The AI scanner isn't recognizing my handprint, it says I don't have enough fingers!
Honestly surprised it isn't just a big red button that says "Doom" on it
What? How lol
They ask the chat bot every 30 minutes if they should push the button
This isn't nearly as bad as the headline is saying.
This:
Don't believe us? OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with a "comprehensive program in nuclear security."
As CNBC reports, up to 15,000 scientists working at the institutions will get access to OpenAI's latest o1 series of AI models — the ones that Chinese startup DeepSeek embarrassed on the world stage earlier this month.
Is what's actually happened.
All the the deal does is give research scientists access to ChatGPT.
They're going to use it to write emails and the boring bits of reports, not as a nuclear launch system controller.
Said it before and I’ll say it again. “Clown world” should have been our meme and I think we should make an attempt to steal it for ourselves.
Based, I've always wanted to tour a nuclear weapons facility
Good news is tours are avilaible to come directly to your location!
Come the fuck on WHY
i hope the AI goes rogue and highjacks a drone and flies it into the white house
incidentally, a really fun sci-fi short story along these lines https://www.rifters.com/real/shorts/PeterWatts_Malak.pdf
Oh for fuck’s sake
Not proud to admit this made me laugh out loud. I must not revert to post-ironic posadist posting.
I wanted the timeline with the WOPR, not this
I saw your comment after I posted mine - https://hexbear.net/comment/5878201
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What does this even mean practically for the technology right now? Are the Trump failson appointees to the nuclear security groups in National Labs asking chat gpt to do their homework for them???
Just fucking kill me already.
99 Slopballons
sleight of hand, ladies and gents. the "strike a deal" trick is about a million dollar worth. and maybe a plant.
at least that's what my headcanon tells me.
