Elon Musk hails successful Neuralink trial in which implanted monkeys successfully used credit cards to pay for Twitter

I never subscribed to the onion on reddit but only nottheonion and when I saw this i thought it was real for a moment. Well done

Aight I had to re-read that like 4 times before I realized it was the onion. Like WTF is this timeline 🤮

It wasn't the money's card, double win for Elon! Take that libz.