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turnipjs @lemmy.world

3mo ago

rule of fish smoke

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From a skim of wikipedia, it looks like most fish "breath" in through the mouth and out through the gills, so the cigarette would probably be in the mouth
- Only one of these looks cool
  
  Gills it is

I prefer my fish smoking like this
- That's the product, OP's pic is the process
  
  Mmm tar flavor

Mouth. Water goes in the mouth, across some cool counterflowing blood veins, and exits the gills.

I mean, we have both mouths and noses, but I've never seen anyone stick a cig in their nostrils lol
- Me and my friends definitely did that as teenagers. It's not pleasant.
  
  I've never actually smoked one so I'm definitely not the best source! I know what its like breathing it secondhand - I can't imagine what it would smell like if you smoked it through your nose haha

The guill way would be like smoking a cigarette with your nose.
- im pretty sure the water goes into the mouth and out of the guills, so a cigarette on the guills would be like putting it in your nose while breathing in only through the mouth and breathing out only through the nose

that first fish could probably convince me to do just about anything..

Mouth for attention, gills for results

I don't know, but they'll look cooler either way. I look great when I'm smoking a cigar behind my cheek.
- aw man dont even get me started on me smoking through my lungs. so cool.

this is the essence of good worldbuilding

Now, if a fish were to try a caffeine enema...
- Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.
- Straight up the cloaca.

It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.
- True that. The fish would vape.

That second one makes me feel very uncomfortable.

I can hear the top one singing already

Second one

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