So the Jews are running the world after all!
62 0 ReplyGot em!
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The villain we need
69 0 ReplyIs a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Bank robber lol
63 0 ReplyReal bank robbers are behind the desk.
20 0 ReplyNo, they are people robbers, similar but different.
7 0 ReplyThe banks' robbers
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You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
66 5 ReplyThat's pretty good hahaha
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Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
28 2 ReplyForklift operators yes, construction workers also yes depending on the region. In many areas of the US the majority of construction workers are undocumented workers and thus kept at or below minimum wage. Forklift operators really don't make a lot of money. Like more than general warehouse labor but even in decent states that tends to be pretty low on the spectrum.
11 1 ReplyNot to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot
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as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
21 0 ReplyRight? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
10 0 ReplyFor real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
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I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
15 0 ReplyYea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.
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Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
13 0 ReplyBecause you are going bald lmao
9 0 ReplyMy hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.
6 0 ReplyWoah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
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I guess to assert your dominance
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False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
12 0 ReplyYou fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
5 0 ReplyThen you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...
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The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.
8 0 ReplyBeanie on my head and seamen on my face
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Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
5 0 ReplyI wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.
6 0 ReplyMake it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.
6 0 ReplyWhat about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
4 0 ReplyYou just prefix "turbo" to whatever it would have been without.
2 0 ReplyOh. Right, that makes sense.
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#4, also influencer.
3 0 ReplyLol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.
2 0 ReplyConstruction workers do not sacrifice their bodies to be paid less than a barista
4 1 ReplyTo some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
3 0 ReplyFun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
2 0 ReplyWhere does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
2 0 ReplyThe fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
3 1 ReplyDriving a forklift is quite a bit easier than designing great user experiences, and requires a lot less training and experience.
Source: I've done both
3 1 ReplyAnd I haven't seen good, modern user design.
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I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
2 0 Replyflawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
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Why is this so accurate??
2 0 ReplyOh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7
1 0 ReplyI am a gamer looking for a drug-dealer and I also don't work. But I make more than the whole panel 1. Also I don't own a beanie. Should I get a beanie? And how to wear it? This is hard.
1 1 ReplyThis feels like an antisemitic dog whistle...
10 21 ReplyHaha I see what you're referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn't a dog whistle? I feel like the extrapolation is purely in your head
8 1 ReplyHow so?
8 1 ReplyPeople see what's in their own head.
17 3 ReplyLiterally look at the highest voted comment in this thread. Comparing a yamurlke to the smallest beanie playing into the idea that Jewish people control the world.
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