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QuentinCallaghan @sopuli.xyz

2mo ago

Career tip #345

61 comments

The villain we need

Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense:
Bank robber lol
- Real bank robbers are behind the desk.
  
  No, they are people robbers, similar but different.
  
  The banks' robbers

So the Jews are running the world after all!
- Got em!

You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
- That's pretty good hahaha

Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
- Not to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot

as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
- Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
  
  For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.

I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
- Yea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.
  Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.

Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
- Because you are going bald lmao
  
  My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.
  
  Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
- I guess to assert your dominance

False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
- Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...
- You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.

The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.
- Beanie on my head and seamen on my face

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippah

Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.

I wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.

Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.

What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
- You just prefix "turbo" to whatever it would have been without.
  
  Oh. Right, that makes sense.

To some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.

Construction workers do not sacrifice their bodies to be paid less than a barista

#4, also influencer.

Why is this so accurate??

Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.

I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
- flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties

The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
- Driving a forklift is quite a bit easier than designing great user experiences, and requires a lot less training and experience.
  Source: I've done both
  
  And I haven't seen good, modern user design.

Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious

Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.

Oh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7

I am a gamer looking for a drug-dealer and I also don't work. But I make more than the whole panel 1. Also I don't own a beanie. Should I get a beanie? And how to wear it? This is hard.

This feels like an antisemitic dog whistle...
- Haha I see what you're referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn't a dog whistle? I feel like the extrapolation is purely in your head
- How so?
  
  People see what's in their own head.
  
  Literally look at the highest voted comment in this thread. Comparing a yamurlke to the smallest beanie playing into the idea that Jewish people control the world.

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