Avoid talking to them!

They might make sense, and we haven't finished indoctrinating you!

They call me godless when they use Comic Sans top to bottom.

witnessing techniques

I'm not even gonna ask.

I love tricking people into neglecting god's word.

Holy shit. I can't believe I recognize this art.

This shit is ancient, and it was drawn as satire/bait. Nobody is handing out these flyers seriously. This post is rather embarrassing. Satire is dead I guess.

Edit: sources:

Source for text: scroll for text. I don't know where the goat went. This website is a high-effort satire page that hasn't been updated since like 2010. Looks real at first glance but just click around, it's clearly not a real church.

Why are they always so sad, or why are they so sad when there are evangelical christians around? Because I think it's the latter.

Avoid talking to them

Yes please

I have become a megatheist. I buy into all the gods.

You cannot attempt to battle an atheist unless you're a level 10 Christian with at least a max level crucifix.

ADVANCED WITNESS ME!

Grumpy and bitter? You are the fucktards constantly trying to spoil all the fun!

This is a bit more insidious than it appears- because it's asking kids to rat out atheists to religious officials.

There are absolutely areas in the US where being discovered as an atheist will ruin your life.

Oh shit. Atheist fursona.

Turns out, the Bible is wrong. The truth will not set you free. The truth makes you into a grumpy goat.

I was WAY more grumpy as a believer. Whoever wrote this probably pisses off all the atheists around them because they don't know how to treat them.

What a self-tell.

"Everyone that I am aware of being member of a group, is like that."

Mhm I wonder how you know that they are and why they are in a mood like that.

If I remember correctly this is from a site it gave fursona to other groups they didn't like including Jewish, and Islamic folks. It was an educational site directed to children

I am immensely more fulfilled and content now than when I thought there was a wizard in the sky who reads my mind and judges me

Oh yes, i really should be handled by an adult.

Damn it's like looking in a mirror.

I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I'm at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.

If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn't work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.

ROFL That’s hilarious, I’m only grumpy on the days that fatigue can’t be beat by sleep. Otherwise, I’m pretty happy as my joy doesn’t come from the belief in something that might not exist.

I remember two adults acting as aegis for their child. The kid approached my door, handed me a flyer and asked me to come to his Jesus party. The parents were smiling hopefully. I have no idea what Jesus party even meant.

I kneeled and said flatly "There's no such thing as Jesus. Your parents and your pastor are lying to you."

They were HORRIFIED, the parents rushed up my stoop, the father literally grabbed the kid under his arm like a football and they fled.

Am I an asshole? No. That child needed to know he's being deceived.

Mr. Guff sounds too much like McGruff, that talking dog narc that works for the FBI.

"Witness techniques ". = Regurgitating religious propaganda and "gotchas"

Guaranteed this was put out by a very clever anti social atheist

Yeah, I'm a grumpy atheist. Guess what, I was an even grumpier theist.

I was always so sad because I had to pretend to be a boy. Doing way better now.

So you're telling me it also reduces children and zealots disturbances? That's a great advertisment for it!

Just tell them to come back to you after they get everyone that's already Christian to agree on everything first.

Leave Mr. Guff alone!

I'm a Christian, the opposite happens as well. Why can't we discuss our beliefs in a civilized manner? I will never tell my "pastor" about an atheist or theist in my area. Especially considering I have atheist friends.

Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.

Atheists are always pulling this face like they can’t believe how stupid and credulous the person they’re speaking to is. Every single one I’ve met does this.

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

I like how rational sorrows about the state of the world is considered grumpy compared to mindlessly giving away any responsibility by praying.

Raped your wife/daugther? Pray! Got raped by family? Pray!! Pillaged an entire workforce for every dime they had, killing some of them by removing healthcare/firing them? Pray! Having no healthcare on the deathbed? Pray!!!Be an drunk asshole abusing your family? Pray!!!!!

Shut the fuck up an PRAY!!!!!!

I gotta watch evil on Netflix. Its good! Lol.

I need that grumpy goat in tattoo form.

“Why are they always so sad?”

Oh well, I guess believe whatever makes you feel good?

I can only talk about my country, but the more secular it gets the happier the people are.

https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/business/swiss-do-well-in-world-happiness-chart/46465098

https://www.srf.ch/news/schweiz/anhaltende-saekularisierung-die-religionen-sind-in-der-schweiz-auf-rueckzug

im proud of the truths outlined here

These have been circulating for... at least a decade now.

Good old Objective: Ministries.

This is AI generated, right? Looks off.