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2mo ago

Romance

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- Joel would do this

~~Which end is that going into?~~
mustard is an interesting choice for lube
- Requiem for a Dream comes to mind..
  
  bun to bun
  
  That scene has burned itself into my mind 😢
- My original thought, too lol
- IT BURNS!
  
  Not as bad as Tabasco. Or so I heard.
- mustard is an interesting choice for lube
  Ahem, according to https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette
  Don't...
  Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18. Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.
  
  Good grief that link is a long list of gatekeeping BS for frikkin' hotdogs. I hate ketchup on a hotdog, but it doesn't bother me if someone else likes it. Why try to boss the world? Let people enjoy things.
  
  Is kraut acceptable? It better fucking be acceptable.

With the size of that thing, this would end in more of a french kiss tongue in throat kinda situation i think.
- The sausage would be inside both people at the same time 🤮

furiously takes notes

both of you try to swallow it whole

Doesn't want to Lady & the Tramp that sausage, but wants to talk about it? 🤔

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