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  • Trump will hear the kazoos, turn to his assistant, and ask "wait, I'm stars war?". At that moment he will resign and take Jimmy Carter's place in the pantheon of wholesomeness.

  • Nance is a natsec guy and to build up his natsec cred with flag-waving he joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion.

    Malcolm Nance

    2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

    On April 18, 2022, Nance revealed that he had joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion in March 2022. In an interview with Michael Harriot of The Guardian, Nance alluded to African-American military aviator Eugene Bullard's service in the French Foreign Legion to his service in Ukraine, hoping to inspire "African Americans and young Americans who have been in the military" and describing the International Legion as "the pantheon of the defense of democracy in the defense of Ukraine".

  • When your lips are numb from all the kazooing, you barely even feel the boot in your mouth.

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      Guys, guys, guys. My kazoo was fine but why was it every time I went dah-dah-dah dee-da dah dee-da daaah - my teeth and gums really hurt and there was a weird smell and a very bad taste in my mouth? Like a boot. I'm not joking.

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