1mo ago

Here's hoping.

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He's burned the left. He's burned the right. The only place left for him is Ohio and he deserves it.
- Your hatred is completely justified but don't subject it to Elon Musk. If any state deserves it, it's Florida.
  
  Can't we just do it properly and charge him with purjury on his citizenship papers, deport him and turn the company shares he owns over to the people who work at the companies, say divide them evenly by hours worked since he acquired the shares. So whether your a dock worker or an engineer, if you both worked 40 hours, you get equal shares.
- Hasn't Ohio suffered enough!?
  
  No.
  But I agree, this would be cruel and unusual
  
  Ohio knows what they did
- There's a Guillotine for him in Ohio
  It's... Uhhhhhhh
  At an acquaintance's house.
- As an Ohioan, Musk can fuck off thank you
- That's a little close to me can we send him to like Idaho or something

"It will be a guillotine," says guy supporting Musk by using his platform.
- The guillotine will be on a platform all right.
  
  Idk man, I'm fine with cutting costs, have you seen the price of lumber these days.. sheesh.
- There’s the possibility that instead of dropping-out some people may be infiltrating and taking over…
  
  Do you think you'll take over Walmart by shopping there?
  
  But they're not, because that's not how any of this works
  
  The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.
  
  How would that work.

Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!
- The adjuster part 2 the adjusters
- I'm sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.
  I wouldn't be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.

lets compromise here.
so who can build a mysterious guillotine?
- Nah the guillotine builder must remain unknown and the guillotine just mysteriously appears.
  
  Is there an SCP guillotine?
- The Riddler's anarchist cousin?
  
  The Joker?
- I propose a Rube Goldberg Machine guillotine.
- Jim Bell

Declare full-scale war over work visas like a mega-Chad.
Be scared.
What a loser.
- That's king loser to you...
  
  You mean Adrian Dittman?
- Nah, he doesn't have anything to worry about from 99.9% of the MAGA.
  However, as we the losers of the class war have learned, it's the 0.1% that can get ya.

I'm thinking Elon never had a proper childhood, so he's in that phase now of getting out those playground taunts. Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen. And this is what he does now. What a waste.
- Someone pointed out that no matter what Space Karen has or can buy himself, he will never be cool, and that's what gets his goat the most.
  
  The guy is literally Cartman with a lot of money.
  
  He's desperate to claw back to the days when he's the IRL Tony Stark
- If he had a goal other than accumulation of money and power then he would have stopped accumulating and would have started doing long before now.
- Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen.
  He has one out of three.
  
  In a perfect world, it would be zero out of three.
- I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood
  Neither did Michael Jackson, but he never did anything bad to any adult...
  
  Very careful wording there

It won't be "mysterious" at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.
And that would be a shame.
- There's no way he's using one of his death traps, he knows the autopilot is unreliable, he's been fudging the numbers and reports and forcing it to switch off right before a crash since the beginning.
- chad train vs virgin cybertruck
- It sure would. That train might get damaged or derail.
- or a mesh...

Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.
That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they're being petty or reciprocating.
- I hate that humanity is so stupid and this actually works over and over again 😡

When they remove all the legal levers of change, only extralegal levers remain.
- Which extralegal lever yeets all billionaires into the sun and redistributes their wealth? Also, is there a chocolate ice cream lever?

Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk's backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.

It hasn’t been nice

This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.
- He's more hated than Bezos, which is saying something.
  
  Most billionaires have the good sense of letting the people they hire to do the talking, do the talking. Elon doesn't, instead he publicly makes an ass of himself. He probably already overplayed his hand with the when he interfered with the budget and almost caused a government shutdown. If Trump thinks Elon is seen as being really the one in charge, Trump will sooner or later lash out at Elon, and now the seed has been planted.

Don't let the door hit your apartheid loving ass on the way out

Guy who shoots up ozempic and god knows what else, suddenly dies, it won't be mysterious
- Ozempic nearly killed my spouse. He's in a class action lawsuit against the makers of it now.
  
  Ooc how? Working in Healthcare myself I've been anticipating the monkeys paw on that one for some time now.

where are the date stamps... or fake musk memes are just now accepted as is?
With that being said... nobody would cry if Saint Luigi visited this parasite.
- I heard something recently about them removing timestamps from Twitter. It sounds moronic, so makes sense that they did it.

Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don't really care which way it happens.

i would be in favour of foregoing formalities and settling for a 'backshot' in front of a new york hotel
- I say we make it more interesting this time around with a hammer. Idk, I'm just spitballing here for my own amusement.

The "nice knowing ya" part isn't mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn't have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post "Elon didn't kill himself". But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won't be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there's no slaughter without laughter.
- when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed
  Esptein didn't go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he'd been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.
  So most likely you will bleed out in the street
  Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he'll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that's the best you can hope for.
  
  Thank you for clarifying Epstein's arrest.
  For your second point: Please don't shatter my dreams. I'm afraid you're right, but come on, let's think positively. Anything can happen 🤷

I hope he is genuinely scared.
- I hope we see videos of him sprinting to his car.
  
  Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.

Billions of dollars and he still needs endless attention. I assume the money was just a ploy to get more attention. Issues with his parents in childhood maybe?
- We all have issues. I guess it's comforting knowing that all the money in the world won't help.

Didn't VP Trump come out on his side already? Clearly President Musk has nothing to fear.

sadfasfsadfd
- So much of the website is packed with bots/scams, pickmes, and incel psychos, he's honestly doing you a favor by booting you.
  
  sadfasfsadfd

I would love to see the fight over the wealth.

Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I'll take the fucking W when I see it.

I’ll just blame Adrian Dittman.
- Sound like this is ditt...man.

elon should just neural-link his brain to x
<fuck that guy>
com and leave the rest of us in peace.

Haha imagine being from norrland and even being proud of it /s

Plans are afoot somewhere out there hopefully

Watch that person get raided

Let's a go

He'll live to 100 like Jimmy Carter. 🤢
- I remember when he promised he was going to go to Mars personally. I wish he just would

How can Americans not be tired of violence, yet ?
- You mean violence in the USA? Where every movie shows heads being blown up in graphic detail, but we get all upset because there was an implication that someone might be enjoying sex? /s
- have you not experienced American entertainment?

People who think they're 'moral and just' that wants Elon Musk to die, are the same people who wished that Thomas Crooks didn't miss.
And those same people decry Republicans as 'toxic'.
Both parties are just as toxic, just a matter of degree.
- Degree of what?
  Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?
  
  "Hitler is just a chill guy" - time travelling centrist probably
  
  Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?
  We can explore this fascinating philosophical question through dramatic means.
  Behold!
  (Deadpool 2 after credits scene shouldn't really be any spoilers but what is a spoiler is a personal preference i guess)

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