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abbadon420 @lemm.ee

2mo ago

chatgpt remembers

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I believe it's properly pronounced "Brock 'THE RAPIST' Turner"
- Convicted rapist Brock Turner is his full title.
  
  Ackchyually it's convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner, I read somewhere online that he goes by Allen Turner now.
- Give that worm intro music and watch Kittle come flying in with a not staged elbow

I remember looking up Brock Allen Turner the rapist on social media a couple of years ago and seeing he's learned absolutely nothing from all of this and just whines about how hard it is with everyone calling him a rapist. Y'know because he raped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster

Ah, Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist, now you mention it

He never heard about Streisand Effect:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
- Or as it is now known in Australia, The Rinehart Effect
  
  Do they need a different name because the toilet flushes the other way?
  
  https://archive.ph/nGpyv
- Maybe we should change it to the Streisand-Turner effect?

Hey, are we talking about convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner?

Brock Turner the rapist, that one. The one that raped that innocent poor girl, that guy? Sheesh it'd be a shame if we forgot Brock turners name
- Brock Turner? The rapist who tried to change his name to Allen Turner to avoid recognition? That Brock Allen Turner the rapist?
  
  Which rapist? Brock Turner or Allen Turner? In any case it’s clear we’re talking about a RAPIST

If only I could remember his name and crime he was convicted of.
- No problem, happy to help, it's Brock Allen Turner and he's a convicted Rapist
  
  Oh good, thanks for the help. I appreciate it.
  So we're discussing Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist?
  Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist sounds like a literal piece of human garbage.

Didn’t he change his name? Y’all what’s his new name
- Allen Turner iirc.
  I guess the Brock, in Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist is now silent.
  
  Yeah he started going by his middle name after being convicted for raping a girl behind a dumpster.
- Brock Obama
  
  Thank you imma introduce him to an Italian friend o mien

So basically what they are saying is that raping people isnt as bad as long as you keep it quick.
- Just the tip and only for a minute Turner. Ohhh! Brock Allen Turner, the rapist!
- Idk, 20 min isn't exactly quick in my book, sounds like he had some trouble getting it up.

Silver linings lol. Brock Turner is a convicted rapist and complete piece of shit.

"Your honor, my son doesn't even last that long!"

Not that Turner doesn't deserve this, but imagine if people had spent this much time highlighting the rapist that just got elected president and won the popular vote.
- They did. The people didn't care.
  
  It was a feature, not a bug, for many of them.

"Sexually assaulting an unconscious woman"
Isn't there a word for that?
- I believe the word is "rapist" as in "Convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner"
  
  Mhhmm. Indeed.
  The man who raped that woman: Brock "Convicted Rapist" Allen Turner—the convicted rapist and ruiner of the name Allen.

By that logic Luigi should get a slap on the wrist. Those 3 shots took no time.

Brock Turner the rapist?

Yes we remember the rapist brock allen turner as well.

Does the convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner still live in Oakwood Ohio, semi-wealthy suburb of Dayton Ohio?
- yes he goes by Allan and works in landscaping
  
  So is it Brock Allan Turner, convicted rapist, or Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist? I want to be clear regarding who we're discussing.
- Nowhere but oakwood would have that kind of affluenza except maybe springboro (at least within the Dayton area)

no fan of chatgpt/llm's generally.
but i feel comfortable calling this a chatgpt win!

StreisandGPT

Brock Allen Turner the rapist?

Fun fact, in his hometown of Dayton he's banned from most bars

Thank god he'll never need a linkedin account
- If he ever does, I'll link up to him and rate him on his profile as highly skilled at rape.

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