Deal-breaker
Deal-breaker
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…learn…Quagmire…impression…
Got it.
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He got shit on for being inaccurate, not the sexual stuff. She was a keeper and he fucked up bad on someone who automatically gets a ring. Shame.
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Giggity giggity
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I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.
Since hearing that story I've never felt inadequate in bed.
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family guy quotes and impressions.
Just so long as he didn't do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time...
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I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it's more common than one might think.
By chance, is the girl's name Ivy?
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He's been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story
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No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
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Look, she still had a good time, all right!?
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You can tell it's fake because it's a woman voluntarily telling a man what's bothering her.
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It annoys me her name isn’t capitalized. I’ve been noticing this problem a lot lately at work too.
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A lot of languages don't capitalize names, or anything English speakers consider a "proper noun". English may not be their first language or their native tongue.
I think even some English speaking cultures don't capitalize proper nouns.
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Nah, I’m referencing documentation I know for a fact is written by native speakers as well as some internal communications.
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You know, you're lucky you're good at 🎺 my 🎺 or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you 🎺 lubed-up 🎺 toothpaste in my 🎺 while you 🎺 on a cherry 🎺 Episcopalian 🎺 extension cord 🎺 wetness 🎺 with a parking ticket, that is the best.
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I don't follow
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This may help
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Taurus.
You will never find true happiness.
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up.
Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.
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pulling beads on a string off screen
You know what this is...the kids don't know but we do...
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He hehehehehehehe'd when he should have giggity'd.
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