New Rule

Darius noises

Okay, Alexander

Literally 1984

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

thank god I grew up when I did.

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

14. Cold in here

Those poor kids

No tweaking for Emma.

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

That's a dope list, no cap.

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

What the sigma is going on here

bofa not banned- your move teach

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

7. Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

Well fuck me I guess.

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

At least they haven’t banned omega

"No mames"

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

why no memes, can they have old memes plez?

Why Ohio???

Ruth is out on Front Street

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?

"Low taper fade"?

What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?

Animal noises

Why is number 2 three different words?

Wait what's the 24th ?

The mind boggles...

Where is this sign, and why is "fuck" not on it (among other words that come to mind)?