linuxmemes @lemmy.world Tux @lemmy.world 7 days ago

Rampage

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In retaliation i have broken all of my houses windows
- My Windows copies usually break themselve.
- That'll show them!
- Did you replace them with shittier windows afterwards?
They can kill the penguin but they can't kill the idea
- We found our new suspect: Jensen Huang
  
  Who's that?
Tuxpac was so young 😭
That fucking bird has better health care than I do.
- Free and open source healthcare, FOSH
Nadella Satya is our suspect too
- Are we just going to let Ballmer walk?
  
  No, someone should get his kneecaps
  
  Of course. That bro is OG and gonna throw a chair atcha.
- Who dat?
  
  Satya Nadella is the current CEO of Microsoft
The MIR machine runs Arch BTW
Nah I think it was Tim Apple
- He is also our suspect
goddamn it https://lemmy.world/c/linuxsucks
- !linuxsucks@lemmy.world (may not exist)
  
  Thanks, i didn't know the syntax
- That community is... something. For every funny or good complaint there's a dozen whine posts, mostly by the same person. Did someone piss in their coffee or are they the probably least lucrative M$ shill ever?
  
  I think the owner is just a ragebaiter. I posted there once, it's not that bad
  
  The mod is a thinskinned little pissbaby with bad takes. Just block it.
I'm going to kill that motherfucker!! Hurting Tux is beyond bad!
- Our current suspects that could be that motherfucker:
  
  Nadella Satya (CEO of Micro$oft)
  
  Jensen Huang (CEO of Nvidia)
  
  Or it could be both : )
I love Tux, get well soon buddy!
BSD boys struck again.
That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.

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