Otis, when the safety brakes failed.
Temba, his arms wide.
This is a good remainder.
Thank-you?
You.
Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.
Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?
More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.
I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.
Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?
The more you read the worse it gets
I have been enlightened.
Belly button, Thank you
Your welcome
The intention was there, just not the structure.
Please fully open half, thank you? You.
Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.
do you smell burnt hair?
no but i do smell toast
Thank-you?
No, YOU!!!
Just like ma used to say
This is clearly a Sunny reference
Maybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.
Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.
This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me
My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it's probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom
