Old Dry Rule

I love how the nihilism slowly crept into their souls as they watched an English man make his lunch. Witnessing British cuisine will do that to you.
- I bet lunch was what ultimately started the whole punk rock movement.
  
  Eating cobs as dry as Thatcher's gash will do that to you.
- British food made Englishmen the best sailors in the world.

I find it really odd that salmon and eggs on toast, or avocado toast count as "dry lunch". Even his ham sandwich has a slather of butter and tomatoes. Just how wet are Chinese lunches? Is everything less liquid than a soup counted as dry?
- Actually sort of. I mean I guess what you would call a soup. Though the Chinese would just consider that a sauce. The put that shit on everything. Well different sauces. Here's a random picture of a Chinese school lunch.
  https://whatsforschoollunch.blogspot.com/2009/08/china-school-lunch-fish-and-vegetables.html
  You see how the veggies are glistening? They're covered in a sauce made with cornstarch and broth. Even the fish has a layer of sauce on it.
  So yeah, a sandwich would be pretty dry. But that's not really what they're talking about.
  In Chinese food, there's an insane amount of seasonings that basically go in everything. At a minimum they use something called 5 spice which is a mixture of you guessed it, 5 spices. So the dry they're referring to is actually seasoning. So something like a subway sandwich with italian dressing, salt, pepper and oregano wouldn't be dry in the way they're using it. They're really just referring to the sandwich being unseasoned. Also, here's a tip, if you're going to make a sandwich, season it. Even just adding salt and pepper will make it taste way better.
  
  Do you have any spices you recommend for a peanut butter sandwich? I’m open to try
  
  I've been making an SPG blend for a while on and off based on proportions my buddy used for his brisket rub. Sometime last year he started keeping a whole jar of it on hand and seasoning everything savory with it rather than just using salt when it's called for. The biggest difference between his and mine is that he uses sea salt and I use regular table salt. The flavor is slightly different and I don't get the big crystals, but it's still pretty great.
  He turned me into a believer. I've started keeping my own jar and that's my base spice for everything. Chicken, fish, beef, pork, veggies, whatever. Most things get extra like paprika, chili powder, oregano, parsley, or whatever the meat calls for, but everything gets at least those three. Even my homemade mayo gets it, which means it goes on all my sandwiches as well.
- I think that this is the definition of dry that means boring.
  adjective
  lacking interest or stimulation; dull and lifeless
  "a dry book"
  "a dry lecture filled with trivial details"
  
  I heard avocado toast was such a luxury it was the downfall of entire generations
- in Asian countries it still isn't smart to drink the water so cooking in water to make a soup base is very common.
  In England they got around this by drinking all the tea and/or beer so they could enjoy their dry lunch without getting cholera.

We don't even have a photo of this dry sandwich? My curiosity demands it
- Honestly I was expecting worse https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x965zjs

What isn't considered a dry lunch? Soup? The sandwiches certainly weren't dripping, but they weren't dry, either.
- Maybe it's an ambiguous translation and they mean more like boring or plain?