Major Robert Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
Jack O'Neill: Oh, well it's hard to say.
Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?
Jack O'Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce.
Zat'niketel?
Indeed.
Tacluchnatagamuntoron
Wooster Check Shire.
There, its wrong according to everyone.
it's* wrong
Unintentional maximal wrongness unlocked!
=P
You wanna level up? Try Brzęczyszczykiewicz.
please wait while I grab this electric fence
Okay but...what?
Entry level Polish name, simplified.
Grzegorz.
Brzhen chish chick evich.
Wash your sister.
That bitch can wash her self
Said the cat to her sister
I genuinely don't understand why that's so hard for Americans so say.
In revenge we invented Arkansas.
and Illinois
I love how Americans pronounce "Arkansas River" depending on whether they're in Arkansas or Kansas.
It's not a common word for us and the phonetics don't match the pronunciation whatsoever.
if it's spelled worchestershire, I'm gonna pronounce it worchestershire.
I've been saying Worcestershire this whole time.
It's not hard at all. But due to the fact that stealing other people's words and aggressively mispronouncing them seems to be the official British pastime, I don't give a fuck how you pronounce it. I'll pronounce it how it's spelled, or any other way I damn well please.
There are more of us than there are of you. It's our language now, you're an anachronism.
War. Chester. Fight me.
Don't forget the shire.
Worcestershire? I don't even know her
Wooster-shire
I hear "Were-Chest-Sure" around here.
My buddy has been watching too many redneck cooking videos and calls it "warsh-yer-sister" sauce.
What's-this-here sauce
I just saw a sign this morning that said "Irish Wristwatch - now you know you can't pronounce it". The sign was right.
There's a British surname, Featherstonhaugh. Many of the people with it pronounce it "Fanshaw."
It's pronounced "Worcestershire".
Well the guy that invented it says it's "Worcestershire" so....
wooster, as in Jeeves and.
Vor keester sheer
Woo-stah-sure.
I'm from England and wouldn't pronounce it like this at all. The "woo" sounds like you're a ghost or something and the "sure" part is just outright wrong.
It's really hard express through text, but I'd say "wuss-ter-she-er" (the wuss part is pronounced the same way as if you're refering to a cowardly person), is much closer. Regional accents could make it different tho.
It gets ‘em in the right ballpark, at least, and away from confidently saying “Wore-sess-tur-shah-yer”, so I’m good with it.
Woo shir shir shir sauce
We just call it wooster
I just like to get on everyone's nerves and call it "that british fish sauce"
You mean non-brewed condiment?
Pffft. Hendo's is better.
Worstcheshire
Tabasco
I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!
Unexpected Homestarrunner.
Now try the Welsh name for it: Swydd Gaerwrangon.
Woo-stir-shi'
Now you can
war-stir-shar
warshter
They had made love, and it had been sweet
Now she lay in his arms, her bliss was complete
"Can anything come between us?" she thought, "No way."
But she felt anxious, she needed to be sure todayShe asked him, full of hope and youth
But instead of just kissing her, he said the truthHe hurt her so deeply, it made her want to die
For he said "online banking," when she asked, "What's on your mind?"
He said "online banking," and she wanted to weep
But she couldn't, she just lay there, and he fell asleep
