Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General.

Picking a child predator as AG is a choice
- Trump
  Matt Gaetz
  Literal Pedophiles

the death to America speedrun executive team just keeps stepping on the gas
- they're gonna crash this whole thing so hard they'll make Liz Truss and Javier Milei look like fuckin' amateurs
  
  Ready the lettuces, boys.
- Right? Like all these cabinet positions is getting my hopes up that there will be no amerika in 2028 so no more election shit to hear about
  
  At thisnfucking rate idk if there's gonna be America in 2026.
  Inshallah
  This is gonna be a straight up no guardrails seat belts off airbags removed fucking car crash.
  People might be fistfighting in gas stations within a mo th of inauguration because the charade of the rule of law has completely disappeared. We are truly gonna be in the "smoke em if you got em" phase of democracy.
- Maybe it really was the most important election in our lifetimes
- US just HAS to one up China in the century of humiliation department

I'm not misremembering this, am I? He was like full-on outed as a pedo and then nothing happened?
- Yea and he got off because his buddy flipped on him and they successfully used the argument "you can't believe anything that guy says he's a convicted pedophile."
  
  oh even better
  
  that said burgerstan gets exactly the kind of representation it deserves... not what it needs (rather the opposite) but what it deserves, not justifying it but Trump's bringing all the true blue-blooded Real Americans™ into office, bald eagles and the founding fathers cry
  
  That's gonna be legal now
- afaik nothing happened he got away with it all.
- Bill Clinton not only still walks the earth but was actively involved in Harris's campaign
  
  At least it appears the universe is trying to impose karmatic justice on the Clinton's and Kamala.
  These assholes are failing upward faster than anybody I've ever seen.
  
  He even did a late October "Palestinians deserve this" speech in Michigan
- If memory serves there was never anything concrete enough to bring charges, but a lot of smoke
  
  They were going to bring charges but the primary witness was the victim, who is or was a sex worker. Since the defense would just say, "You can't trust a prostitute over a US representative.", they decided not to proceed.
  
  His buddy Greenberg pled guilty to underage sex crime trafficking and is currently in prison
- Where's Q when you need him?
- what do you mean nothing happened?
  pedos took over the government and made him Attorney General so they can all get away with being pedos.
  thats what happened to him for being a pedo.

President Trump thank you for defending pedophiles across the country by nominating Mr. Gaetz as AG
- no but really what did he mean by this
  
  i will pray someone asks him at his confirmation hearing, the only way democrats can possibly #resist
  https://x.com/mattgaetz/status/1161062269641474049
  
  Charitable interpretation: it's referring to all the old people who go there to retire to a beach condo.

Certified Pedophile
(Wop wop wop wop wop)

Musk
Gaetz abolishing Amber Alerts
- Amber.
  
  Fantastic fucking work bot.

It's fine, if the nominations are bad the Senate can always exercise restraint - snnnkk - and - hehe - refuse - bwahaha - refuse to confirm the unsuitable nominees.
At least the confirmation hearings promise to be entertaining as hell.
- Sadly no Democrat would be so uncivil as to ask "Hey wait aren't you a pedophile who sex-trafficked children across state lines?"
- As a
  , I'm compelled to inform you that Republicans have the Senate, and they'll probably just do what Trump wants
  
  Yeah, that's what makes it funny - all the rhetoric about the "strong Republican party" that we apparently need and it's going to result in a bunch of people who ostensibly ought to know better giving carte blanche to a pile of idiots.

Matt played a key role in defeating the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax
nooo don't say that name 3 times!!!
- If you say it into a mirror
  appears behind you and steals your democracy
  
  vladimir putin shit myself
- Marsha Marsha Marsha
  Russia Russia Russia
- i believe in joe hendry

This news just got a blank stare out of me . With Boebert heading Education and the whole Doge Dept thing, I genuinely don't know how I'm supposed to process it.
Edit: apparently the Boebert thing is a meme.
- The Boebert thing was a hoax (
  )
  
  Thank fuck. (So far.)
- That would be a fun game. Trump’s picks and actions - real or fictional?
- Haven't heard anything about Boebert?
- I'm not seeing anything about Boebert, care to link something on that

Well this is terrifying.

the Chinese century is coming along good then

I'm convinced Trump just opened up ChatGPT and asked it who would be the worst and funniest person for each of these cabinet positions
- I knew it

lol acceleration stans are eating

Nestor is going to be thrilled

Trump is only the accelerationist candidate if you assume that he is personally more competent than the deepstate ghouls Kamala was going to let pick her cabinet. He isn't, and by clearly being the final decision on who will run his administration, he is almost certainly going to further hurt US foreign policy goals while inspiring actual resistance to the shitty domestic policies the establishment Democrats had no interest in fighting.
Also, there's a very good chance that in 3 years time Trump's own cognitive decline will become as obvious as Biden's.
- All candidates are accelerationist candidates. There are no brakes on the grift train and the figurative pedal is already welded to the figurative metal, all that was up in the air was who gets rich stuffing their pockets while pretending to drive it.
- Pretty much, this has been my take as well (that Trump is if anything the opposite of an accelerationist by and large, and impotent due to just how much of an Ugly American™ he is)
- I think I’m misreading your comment because to me the two halves of it are contradictory. Handing the keys to the American empire at home and abroad to a bunch of incompetent ideologues IS an accelerant imo.
  
  I was thinking of accelerationism in the sense of a purposeful worsening of conditions to spur marginalized communities into action. Things were going to get worse under either party, but it's much worse when the western liberals are also putting their weight on the scale alongside the Democratic establishment.
  Trump is going to have to fight protests and uprisings to enact his domestic agenda, but the Democrats would have enacted nearly the same set of policies while blaming it on obscure senate rules or another one of their rotating villains.
- That's what I'm thinking as the silver lining too. No way he's going to be able to kick off anything major in the world and he's probably going to burn all our bridges with fascist ghoul states like Ukraine because he's a petty queen and Zelensky will say he's fat or some dumb shit.
  The bad part is all us marginalized folks are in for a world of hurt when Elon and his dogecoin department defund the few remaining social services left and target trans people.

He may be assembling the most inept admin lmao

Okay this is the funniest timeline

LMFAO FUCK ME UP
- #WAKE ME UP INSIDE

This is shaping out to be an even better administration than Trump's first year. Though some are some normie-picks, like Stefanik, Rubio, and that Waltz guy, a lot of these people are so much fun. Fox News host, gaetz, Miller is back. Just gotta bring in Bannon and Gorka. PLEASE pick Rfk for HHS. God the democrats have ruined us more than they usually do. Stupid fucks you did this i will never forgive you. You could have just given me healthcare
- The Uncle Rukus guy from NC should be Department of Urban Development
  
  he'll be put in charge of the library of congress somehow

I have to admit, it has been entertaining to see /r/politics completely losing their minds at Trump's picks.
- I'd go so far as to say r/politics is even readable and entertaining right now because they're loosing their minds, instead of gaslighting us that they're not supporting genocide
  
  I forgot how fucking entertaining Trump was as president. Horrible fascist policies, of course, but it makes for great TV

I never want to see Thielcels parade around like they’re the real technocrats and we’re all just rubes.

Incredible things are happening in the executive branch

I think he doesn't get through the confirmation process, but not because he's a creep, instead for some asinine reason like he's not old enough
- Anyone want to put money on Trump bypassing Congress by recess?
- I've only heard it from this NGO dork, so take it with a grain of salt, but with the Republicans controlling both houses of Congress, they might just adjourn and do recess appointments to get everybody in and hit the ground running. Would be the smart play.
  
  lets get Catturd a cabinet position at that point

Half glass full, the collapse might be a bit faster?

Nestor rise up!

Not that it probably matters, but is Matt gaetz even a lawyer? He does have a wild look though, so the cabinet of grotesques is filling out nicely.
- Dude looks like a perfect mix of Quagmire and the monster from Young Frankenstein
  
  Yeah, that’s spot on. Also he looked weird but “ok” and then he got like a facelift or something? Which… did not improve the situation.
- Eli Valley is gonna have so much material.

I don't have anything left to throw up.

:shame-loading:

LMFAO FUCK ME UP