Trump Warns ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War Two’

I just don't want to anything anymore
- We're just monkeys with guns.
  Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.
  
  We're just monkeys
  Speak for yourself, I've never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn't be caught dead in that haircut.
  
  We are the dumbest apes capable of building a technological civilization.
  
  Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.

World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!
- Why did Hunter Biden do this??!
  
  BECAUSE OF HER EMAILS
  
  Is that what the gun was for?
  
  With his laptop.
- Biden Time Family
  
  Slow clap.
- Wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff. That's how he caused it.
  
  Biden is a deep state time lord of Gallifrey… believe me!

“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”
Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.
Lol.
- To be fair, he probably is polling higher than Obama.
  
  I actually doubt it, but I can't find any semi-recent Obama polls to say otherwise. Michelle Obama is polling great right now however.
- We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead
  And this, students, is an example of Projection
  Students scribble notes
- Ironically that trump quote is a perfect description of Trump's government
  
  Everything he says is projection, so it's not very surprising.

A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’
- Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.
  The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I'm not American so what do I know.

His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.
- Pearl Harbor was an inside job
  
  What job was Pearl inside of?

Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?
- Aren't some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the "woke millennials" from taking office?
  monkey's paw's finger curls
- we just need to raise the government buildings by 50 feet and make them only accessible by stairs/ramp
- As far as I'm aware of, there is already a biological age limit.
  
  a biological age limit
  And it's called death.
  Basically, while you have to be 35 to run for president (and be a natural-born citizen of the US and be a resident of the US for 14 years), there's no age cap on running for president. It's been that way ever since George Washington became president, and changing that would require an amendment to the US Constitution.
- Maybe some IQ one as well - it doesn’t have to be too high, something like 60 would already filter out this idiot..

I initially read this as him saying world war 3 and then realised he actually said world war 2 and I can't stop sad laughing at just how fucking stupid this.

And to think 70 million Americans said that's my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.
- theres a bit fewer everyday.
  
  Not quickly enough.

Ahhh, projection at it's finest.

Remember that time he talked about how the US took over the airports during the revolutionary war?
This guy histories!
- They smashed up some bird's nests. Those were the airports of the day.
- remember when he bragged about acing a dementia test, ignoring the fact that just having to take the test is kinda cause for concern.
- The commander in chief bragged about our Abrams and Sherman tanks.

I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)
- I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we've had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I'm starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.
  
  If you quitting drinking was all it took to kick off the end of the world, we were screwed anyway.
  
  The last time I was drinking often was when my mom was in her last couple years. She passed in 2016. My drinking is occasional (even rare) now. Can't let you take all the blame. We'll split it 50-50 lol
  
  I guess the world's just going to have to burn, then.
- Well, between wars, the rise of the far Right (again), climate change and the utter fucking up of the world economies by the ultra rich, now would be a good time to start.
- You really should stay hydrated.

Better headline:
"Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities"

- You heard him boys, take him away

It’s like he learned the word in his own medical checkup and decided to throw it at Biden.

Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is "woke"
- Nobody is woke in America .... they're living the American dream, which you have to be asleep in order to enjoy.
- Or cocaine...

Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he's ready for a memory unit, it's not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.
- Every time he says anything about Biden being really old it always makes me think of my grandmothers.
  My grandmother on my mother's side died at 80 with dementia. Meanwhile my grandmother on my father's side died at 99 and was basically perfectly normal and aware until about 2 weeks before her death, so age clearly isn't everything.
  Also Trump is clearly suffering from some kind of neurological degenerate disease and wasn't exactly an competing in intellectual decathlons to begin with.
  
  In addition, donnie does not seem to be doing anything at all to age well. Netflix has a series about living to 100; donnie seems to violate every single suggestion.

If he’s so cognitively impaired, then how come he’s able to operate a time machine?
- Biden is professor farnsworth now
  
  Good news, everyone...

It's already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn't that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won't take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.
- Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.

- Why not add a basic intelligence test too? Imo asking for someone that's cognitively coherent and isn't a complete moron isn't asking much for a leader of a country.
  The question is, which one would Trump fail first?
- Or at the very least require a TS clearance to run.

Lmao

The pot calling the kettle black.

I'm starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy...

World War II: The Sequel "Let's Gidderdone Right"
- Wait not world war two, 'the search for more money'?! Lol

I facepalmed just reading the headline.
- One should actually facepalm at "Trump", so the rest of the nonsense can't be read.

If we rush this section we can get to the space race and go to the moon by 2059.

Well obviously WWII ended badly for Hitler the First, so Hitler II has got good reason to worry about WWII Jr.

Like... with a time machine? In a way that was somehow hidden to history?
Okay, now I'm honestly intrigued. More details needed.

Does anyone have a link to the statement?
- You didnt happen to...... read the article did you?
  https://twitter.com/_Mama_Mia10/status/1702889713458090106
  
  Thank you, it did not load on my end.

I won’t vote for old, either side. Done with it.
- Thats a long winded way to say you want repubs to win and create the fourth reich.

P R O J E C T I O N

The enemy is both strong and weak.
-Umberto Eco
- fascism 101 i see 😛

Pretty sure he meant too /s

World war II is going to cause covfefe prices to skyrocket!

Biden may, in fact, have a time machine and go back to start WW2 himself. The details of which are in classified documents kept at Mar a Lago.

Pot calling kettle black.
- Pot calling the kettle “pot”
  
  Pot calling the kettle collect and not reimbursing for the cost later

I do love that most of you all are pretty left leaning. Thanks.
- I don't think people are all that left. I think conservative has been misused so much it is almost a drop in for fascist or laissez fair capitalist.
  E.g. abortion. The conservative mindset is to keep regulations to a minimal and defer to the medical community. Overruling Roe was pretty radical and goes against the recommendations of the medical community. It is also government getting into people's business.
  E.g. climate. Wouldn't it be more conservative to err on the side of caution and do things that are a good idea anyway and reduce GHG, like renewables and reducing car dependent design? Replacing street cars, trams, and rails with cars everywhere was a pretty radical move.
  I can keep going with examples, but I think that is clear enough.
  
  If you look at policies, people overwhelmingly support policies, initiatives, laws, etc. that progressive groups champion.
  If you look at how people rate themselves and people they know, they will simultaneously say that they are all moderates or conservatives.
  Politicians further misunderstand the overall lean of their constituents, because the loudest and most consistent voices are regressives screaming that all conservatives are with them.
  Add to this that progressive groups tend to be focusing on actually doing the things, while regressives can quickly build a fantasy world and just all agree to repeat it ad nauseum, and you've got a perfect storm for people to not have any good way to actually describe the world they want to live in.
  
  I think those conservatives are dead by now. It’s the trumpets now.
  
  But you are talking about a political conservatives, these aren't it, they even want to throw elections everywhere. In Brazil our copycats say they are "conservative in traditions" but "liberals in economy", you know, "I want a child to born but then it can starve to death".
- I don't care if people are leaning one way or the other as long as they argue their points in good faith.
  That said, one side seems to engage like that a lot more than the other.
- Most of reality is. Conservatives hate the fact that they are in the extreme minority.

Remember that time when Biden thought he was debating against Abraham Lincoln in the televised debates?
Both Biden and Trump are borderline senile fossils that shouldn't be trusted with the Western economy and nearly half of the planet's nuclear weapons stockpile. Either candidate poses a very legitimate argument for maximum age limits to be imposed on future presidential candidates.
This isn't out of any dislike towards the elderly. People's mental facilities tend to decline substantially when they get to that age and that proves detrimental when making economic and political decisions. We saw the same thing with Ronald Reagan in the later years of his tenure.
When it's a two-horse race between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, society loses.
- I absolutely think biden's too old, but in this specific clip it kind of seems like he is making fun of Trump's "I am the least racist person ever" response.
  
  Definitely a sarcastic jab at trump.
  
  I'm 100% confident that at the time that's how this was interpreted. After the guy talked about how he was the least racist person in the room (lol), calling him Abraham Lincoln doesn't seem like much of a stretch.
  
  By mid 19th Century standards (the Civil Rights movement wouldn't come until roughly a century later), wasn't Lincoln progressive? Not only for leading the US through a civil war brewed partially over slavery, but also abolishing it?
- Haha I love how I watched this live and knew conservatives wouldn't have a clue what Biden is saying here.
  He's ripping on trump and it totally flew over your heads.
  Conservatives really don't have the ability to understand sarcasm unless it matches their confirmation biases.
  I've been waiting years for this to manifest. Thank you for being the idiot who fell on the grenade.
  
  I just watched it ... it's mind boggling that could be interpreted as anything but a dig.
  
  From Joe Biden, the man who said he was going to beat Joe Biden?
  I mean, it could definitely be a joke, but I wouldn’t put it past him to do that. He’s definitely senile, the wrong thing about the “speech” in the article is that Trump is in no position to say that when he’s even worse.
- and then we have senators that gave away power of attorney but still have power over the US.
  Age limits are necessary. Term limits would at least patch the problem.
- Mfw you are more out of touch with language than the man you're portraying as senile.
  Have you honestly never heard a sarcastic "look at __ over here"?
- You cannot be this stupid.
  I genuinely refuse to accept that you honestly believe what you say here