Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual a...
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They published another piece https://www.theonion.com/men-s-rights-activists-defend-russell-brand-1850850435
“He waved his hands enough in that video for me to consider him innocent.” - Gregory Marsh, Animal Control Officer
“I would stake my reputation on the fact that Russell Brand is a good man.”
Andrew Tate, Trafficker
Chefs kiss
“Look, I don’t know what to tell you, I love sexual assault and I hate women, and that’s just how it is.”
I recognized Andrew Tate and (obviously) Russell Brand in there. Were any of the others real people? I'm bettng there were probably at least a couple others I'm just too out of the loop to recognize.
Not that I noticed but who fking knows
My favorite was the last:
"His long hair and tight pants make him too feminine for me to view him with any empathy."