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I'd start carrying a gun.

There is nothing wrong with responsible gun ownership. A handgun was specifically created to be easily carried.

I’m fond of the Walther PDP, but you do you.

Always research state and local laws first. This includes what could happen to you should you use it in your house vs not in your house and so on.

i would start carrying tasers, ladies

I prefer 3 keys on a small chain, sticking out through my fist. That way nobody can take my "weapon" and use it on me ... unlike a knife or taser.

Your body, my 40 kilovolt shock to the gooch.