They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they're a vegetable, so you can tell someone you're eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald's for some frenchy fries

Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

The photo is terrifying.

Potato... right. Anyone handy with the flamethrower?

[clap clap clap] "Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year's from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

Potatoes after watching "the last of us":

Imma gonna grow

Now I'm scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn't find any soil.

Potatoes are so easy to grow. You can grow a lot of them in a trash can full of dirt.

This photo is just wild.

Never let your potato-pc run after midnight. Or this will happen.

It’s heading for the screen in the upper right to google for soil.

Potatoes revolutionized human agriculture once we discovered which parts of the plants weren't poisonous. Unlike the human standard before that point, mostly grains, Potatoes can grow even on slopes and mildly rocky terrain.

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