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Also blocking the sidewalk. Peak.
Edit: I mean, you could fit a small car between them. Just back up 'til you hear the Truck Nutz hit then stop.
- This is the absolute biggest downside for me when I cross the 8 lane highway to walk in and enjoy the rich people neighborhood near me. Either literally no sidewalks on some streets, or the fucking land boats blocking the entire sidewalk.
  The knowledge of widespread Ring cameras is the only thing that keeps some people's trucks from getting keyed to shit, is all I'm saying.
  
  you can discretely spit on them
  
  I just ordered a hoagie and there's so many tomato slices on this sandwich... where should I toss them.....?
  
  For those that didn't know, here's a big list of things you should absolutely keep very far away from a car's paint job.: https://hammersautoworks.com/common-hazards-to-car-paint/
  Likewise, certain cleaning products can damage your paint job, as can foods that are especially acidic, such as tomatoes.
  
  It'd take a lot of spit to get them all discretely (separately/individually) and be awfully hard to do it discreetly (sneakily). A worthy goal though.
  
  I have terrible allergies, who can say when a terrific sneeze will come upon me? Who can say.
- Is it gay if the truck nuts touch?
  
  The presence of truck nuts represent suppressed confusion over one's sexuality.
  
  They've changed the gender of the truck from female to male, but they're worried about transgendered people playing sports.
  Hypocrisy is a tool of the GQP.

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