Guess who's back

Literally in a car with an immigrant right now who voted Trump because things were cheaper before covid.

FFS.

So guilliani is gonna be bailed out, Vince McMahon is gonna get a pardon too, same with Elon for whatever he wants to do, and pretty much every evil billionaire out there. I also think Trump has no interest in governing, and this administration will be Vance and his project 25 people running the show

Fuck this shit

It's 80 degrees in November. America has reelected a climate change denier. SUV sales continue to rise.

4 more years? Nah. 6 months before they turf him.

This'll be a Vance presidency.

I really wished what little labor protections we had could have lasted my lifetime.

What devil has this guy made a deal with? No matter how stupid, obnoxious or abrasive he is, people worship him. He constantly screws himself over and then before he has to face serious consequences he trips on a rock and somehow everything's alright again for him. At this point he literally can shoot someone on 6th Avenue and get away of it. I think Trump is solid evidence that we're living in a simulation and somebody is fucking with us, because life just doesn't work the way it works for him. Somebody's thumb is on the scale.

Diabetes, please do your job.

I have to remind myself that the only silver lining of being Californian and unable to really effect this outcome of this race is that we're also least likely to pay any personal consequences. Still bad, but I feel for people in states with less protections for LGBTQ and immigrants, and especially for people in countries that are completely fucked right now unless something crazy happens.

I know already that my state and several other blue states have been working on a contingency plan ever since Biden looked like a certain loss, months back. Then again, might make little difference if he goes full fascist, but a silver lining is a silver lining none the less.

Shithole country.

The entire rest of the world needs to be on watch, trump is a potential threat to other countries

FOR PEOPLE LIVING IN AMERICA GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

There is a saying...

Make a mistake once and you can call it learning, make a mistake twice and you are eh... not so smart

Americans need education.

Time and time again I remember this meme

Basically democracy is government after the people, by the people, for the people . . . but people are retarded . . .

Is it too early to start talking about the abysmal failure of the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" strategy?

And he'll hand this country to the rich in a silver platter.

wonder how long itll be before he vacates all his convictions and suit penalties

I'm from the other side of the world, and when I was a kid, we were taught the story of Abraham Lincoln in school... how he never gave up. Lincoln grew up poor, his business failed, his wife died, and he lost elections again and again. But finally, he became the president. So, what lesson do we learn from this, kids? - like that.

Now it feels like we’ll be teaching kids about Trump—34 felony counts, 6 bankruptcies, 2 impeachments, 1 violent insurrection, and a couple dozen rape accusations... but hey, he didn’t give up either! xD

Goya is back in the White House ugh

Our embassy would be calling for our citizens to leave USA now if not the pesky international relations.

Assuming...you know...Biden will lose his record for oldest president ever and the gerontocracy continues.

Gotta think 2029 brings the biggest drop in age for a long time, JFK was 26 years younger than Eisenhower. We could beat it with a 56 year old in 2029. Vance would break that record if by election or...you know...but I think Whitmer would be 56 exactly. Wes Moore, Buttigieg, Josh Shapiro would all break it.

He looks like a cartoon demon. An exaggerated 90s gross-up cartoon demon. Wtf do people see in him* except for their ugly-ass selves?

i don't think posts about him are appropriate here. the kind of dystopia wants to bring is not the boring kind. it's straight up cartoonish shit, like the government from v for vendetta

Those of us who gave it our all don’t deserve this.

God what an ugly bug he is.

Biden must be laughing his ass off right now. Should have let the old guy run. Turns out no one really cared about the presidents age.

Real Vanity Fair image, in case you were curious like me. From this article, about a quarter of the way down (on mobile at least): https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-wins-presidential-election-2024?srsltid=AfmBOoqLRfHo70JfvoeZaBIJqUpWHxf0nO_UKHUatbC_cgIqMWF3_dU9

People need to stop blaming voters, we all need to start understand why this happen more and more in the world and not judge the voters for their decision. I have some theories but its not the time or place, but stop say "people are dumb" or "People need educations"... 100 million people cant be all dumb or uneducated, go deeper!

Metoo?

More like you, again.

A few thousand years ago the ancient Greeks said:

"δὶς ἐξαμαρτεῖν οὐκ ἀνδρὸς σοφοῦ".

Roughly meaning: A wise person doesn't make the same mistake twise.

But again some people keep doing it

Not if we decide to not let it happen.

Somewhere in the long line of military people and internal operatives who condemned him, someone...somewhere, will take the first opportunity to Kennedy his orange ass.

There's no way a man this hated, in a country as divided as the US, lasts a full four years.

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Not much vanity there

This is so disgraceful. Usa. Seriously.. Wtf

I’d have used his garbage costume picture.

By any chance, is there a way to impeach someone before swearing in?

I can't feel as bad as I once did about mass shootings anymore. It's what we asked for.

Is this real? I might go out and buy a copy if so.

Which cabinet position is Elon vying for? Commerce? Transportation?

Enjoy the shitshow for 4 years now, americans

Vanity Fair trying to top of the list for targets of a drone strike, kristallnacht 2024 edition is going to be via reaper

In case you think thats outside of the realm of possibility, I would redirect to you to some recent supreme burrito rulings

Hopefully dems nominate someone who actually has soul instead of a walking checklist like Kamala. Oh, who am I kidding? They won’t learn anything from this either.

Let them eat cake.

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He will have the biggest ego in the history of the world.

Convicted felon, iconic mugshot, survived being shot, opps on every corner, multiple baby mamas... I think we just elected the most hood president ever.

Are there betting markets for when that turd drops dead?

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I, for one, hope that this is exactly what we needed. Shit has to get dark before the light can return.

Now I can watch terminally online lefties lose their shit and seethe while knowing it's not going to be nearly as bad as everyone says. It's going to be entertaining to watch everyone freak out over nothing.