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If you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you are older than 6 years, you should not be allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery or have children.
92 5 ReplyOr guns.
24 1 ReplyThere are people who have a genuine problem breathing fully through their nose though.
16 2 ReplyTake smaller bites.
16 3 ReplyI admire your commitment to this. I’m onboard. Fuck em, take smaller bites.
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There's a word for not being able to handle this: misophonia
It seems that for some people (myself included) it generates a primal urge.
4 0 ReplyOr use cutlery properly.
4 0 ReplyI agree, but the one person I knew who did this was a rich asshole. He had zero fucks to give.
1 1 ReplyDrag is never going to stop putting food that's way too hot in drag's mouth. Simpler solution is to just make it a faux pas to eat food in front of others. Like the aliens in Enterprise.
2 8 ReplyCool it off in your mouth before you chew then.
3 0 ReplyBut it's yummy tho :(
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