Discussion thread - 18 October

I’d like to point out here that since I was banned from Reddit (for what? Who knows-birdie didn’t like getting called out with receipts, I guess), when she says her dr said she was “bone on bone,” I’m almost sure that was the time she said she “lost feeling in my legs” when in actuality it was a PINCHED NERVE from doing yoga incorrectly. Shane’s gf at the time (when he started seeing Birdie on the side) was a yoga instructor. So naturally, Sarah took up yoga all of a sudden. She had the worst form and, at one point, posted a pic of a headstand where she was in danger of injuring her neck, and the comments reflected that. Soon after that, she had a pinched nerve, making it “hurt to walk.” The bone on the bone was about no lubrication between joints and inflammation (something to that effect), which had nothing to do with how thin she was. The way this lady lies about everything is wild. WILDDDDD

PMDD is back! Honestly shocked she didn’t include an affiliate link for the little cloud 🤣
- It got loud the same time instagram will take false information reports for filtering and altered images.
  
  Oh I’ve been going on a report spree on her page
- Nothing a naked pic post won’t fix
  
  Her sharing that comment like that person can’t have an opinion. She’s shared photos of a “gym bro” and made fun of them in the past. She has an ugly, ugly spirit.
- PMDD got loud when she has yet another trip coming up? Probably gonna be a trip where there will be pictures of her.
  
  Is the PMDD coming with her to the airport tonight or is she leaving it at home?
- Her pmdd got loud? Wow. She's a flake
  
  So loud she was able to still get up, post on line, go out to a busy mall and get ready to travel for fun. She’s so full of shit. I know she was going to post for attention and sympathy when she posted this photo this am.
  This is her fake having a hard day but trying face.
- Winter is coming. ☁️

“Fam jam time” next story is them at the mall again after she was just there yesterday 🙄 wow yea great family time. Why not a nice walk on a city trail and some ice cream after? Or literally anything that isn’t shopping??
Wonder where she’s jetting off to now? She legit does not spend more than 2 days at a time with L.
ETA: love how she’s trying to look fresh faced here while still using a filter lol
- Why does her forehead look like it's buldging out all the time now?
  
  She looks a mess. She’s overdoing the Botox and the lip injections.

Imagine being so completely vapid and oblivious that you think that two people [who you have an obsessive parasocial relationship with because you shirk your responsibilities and are “chronically online”] who you perceive to have chemistry might potentially date is a significant moment in history. The world is on fire, and THIS is significant to you.
- She’s awful!

She has no talent. No niche except "body positivity" and that's quickly fading. The trend is leaning towards fitness and thinness. Taking care of yourself is in. Body neutrality and loving your health is becoming bigger than just showing off your stretch marks. We all have them. Nobody cares anymore. People don't need an influencer to tell them they are acceptable.

- Wtf. She's literally talking about Birdshit ....these people are fucked lol
  
  It's so annoying. Stand on business and mean what you say. If i was yapping on Twitter about something, you won't catch me taking a picture with whom I'm talking about. Anything for internet clout I guess.
- We see this all the time from so many influencers and how they align with others for clout and water down their message. How sad Sarah can’t even be brought into a conversation she’s just adored for her 2.5 mil fake followers but this woman who brings representation and thoughtful dialogue.
  How interesting she didn’t even mention or give any publicity to the event she was at. The site didn’t share any photos of her brave self on the stage!
- Love how the other women are dressed classy and then there’s Sarah’s with her tits nearly popping out 🙄
  
  The conference site said the dress code was business attire. I don’t think she knows what that means.
- Meanwhile…
  
  Whoever set this up needs to be emailed and educated on her choice of speaker. What a joke

Who admires a woman whose whole personality is bragging about escaping and abandoning her life as much as possible? This is what we should choose?
Also - these stupid glam photoshoots she does. Why? And this IS NOT the girth she posts either!
- It amazes me how proud she is to leave her family behind. Like of course parents deserve a life outside of their kids but she is just SO proud of it. She’s gone away 3 times in the last two weeks without a single care in the world, she just gives zero fucks about anyone but herself and she’s so proud of it. She makes me nauseous.
  
  But guys. This could change HER life. Her her her her
- And yes...we all know that some bodies change after having babies. Some of my friends went back into their jeans the day after having a baby...some got bigger, some got stretch marks. All woman are different. She's annoying
- A reminder that this is how Sarah shares her body when she shares images she controls.
  Quite the difference and this is from about three weeks ago.
  
  This image is particularly unhinged
  
  Wow it’s so crazy to see this photo after her reel today. What a mind fuck. This should be posted on insta vs reality.
- Id also like to see the unedited pic. I'm sorry but the entire thing is blurred....
  
  And that arm gets weeeeeird
- Wonder why she didn't put something on that shows her stomach. She has it stuffed behind pleather...
  
  Definitely stuffed like a sausage. Here’s a photo she forgot to repost
  
  She’s in a yellow bikini somewhere. This is a clip from a video.

We got a lurker 👀 her on her phone was posted 3 days ago. And now from her IG stories she posted earlier today.
Bird’s a liar !🤥
- It's a taped show. Take your notes after she's done speaking and be present. We all saw how "present" you were while watching a performance on the day of reconciliation... You suck Birdshit. It's all about you and only you. Just like the way you stood front and center for announcements on a day that was FOR KIDS going to Disney for the FIRST TIME!
  You need a reality check. Go be a mother. You aren't who you pretend to be. Gigs up
- Looks like she a fan of our Lemmy Snark!

Why not just put the poor girl in tap class instead of playing pretend. Such a shitty mother
- let L do anything that’s enriching and include social interactions with other children? Never!
  I don’t get why they won’t let that little girl do anything worthwhile for her life. It’s all going to NK’s, going to the mall and being filmed for content. She gets to do nothing worthwhile. No going to the library, play groups, gymnastics, ballet, tap dancing (like you said), anything that involves other kids, etc.
  
  Bird doesn’t want her bringing home germs, she doesn’t want to end up sick and not be able to capitalize on all the free travel.
- What happened to gymnastics?
- She’s just a shitty person. Fake, hypocritical, shallow, insecure, unhealed, perpetuating harmful ideology, lack of critical thinking, unoriginal, uninteresting, hypochondriac, idiot!

Forget Mamma Mia, her new personality of loving Wicked has been unlocked just in time for the movie 🙄 I’m sure she’ll be sent some freebies now and I’m sure she’ll be sent a snow globe too.
- Such a fan, but didn't go see it once the entire time it was playing in Toronto all summer............. She's a hashtag, clout chaser
  
  Nobody sent her tickets that’s why. The fact she actually bought Broadway tickets and didn’t try to grift for them is shocking.
  
  And she's always behind on what everyone is talking about.

Wonder what she is going full skank mode for? For herself to drool over? To keep SI watching her?
- I’m soooooo confused by this. Who is this even for? She ditched her family to go do this? I bet her marriage is 100% on the rocks, she seems to hardly even interact with Shane anymore after shoving it down our throats a month or so ago. Now she’s off in NYC doing sexy photoshoots for no reason?
  And the fact it’s giving her real face and body yet she’s filtering herself the whole trip is just baffling. She’s so confusing and a mindfuck and I’m sick of it. Yet everyone is in her comments fawning over this.
- We posted at the same time 😂. Is it just me - her unfiltered face all overdone like this makes her look older and a little hard.
  
  I have never seen someone’s face show up constantly looking different like her does. She is such a thirsty desperate Ho.

I have no idea what this fake ass woman is trying to say here but I sure hope no one takes any parent advice from this hobby mom (her words). I’m sure she stole this story line from someone else. I truly believe Sarah is not only harming her own family but others with her messaging, her lack of perspective and manipulation.
- This isn’t a new take for her - I remember her being somewhere, maybe the Beyoncé concert, and one of the kids was sending her things they needed, she said something about how she’s always on the clock whether she’s there or not
- I wanted to post this too! I feel it’s a clap back at us snarkers who always question why she spends so much time away from her kids and especially L without any care. So now she has to be all woe is me with the same old story of “I never got to live this life before” 🙄
  
  She’s definitely lurking .. I feel like her speaking about wearing fitted clothes rather that baggy. Someone had said this on the snark while she was in France.
- Very intimate solo pod. Did she record it while in a bubble bath with her toys?

Not another grifted facial! Where is all Birdshit’s NYC friends she was supposed to hang with? JAZZ Hands 👋
- She just wanted to sound like she has friends all over the world but there was no one as usual. She’ll just claim they were busy. Just like her made up story about her new Texas friends at Wicked claiming she’s their new niece 🙄
  
  I don’t think anyone actually likes to be around her. Maybe Alice. The person she had dinner with is a Shine taken manager, so she’s also paid to be nice to her.

Just came across this post on Instagram, the second slide shows her slimming down the picture. Birdie’s method to a T
https://www.instagram.com/p/DBHWXpPyqyf/?igsh=MXN5OHdpZGRlcHRpMA==
- If I wasn’t blocked I would!
- This is a great video!

What the hell was this cringe ass performance. The fake laughing made me gag.
- This was very strange - is she giddy because an older man paid attention to her?
- What is she even doing in NY?

She’s really feeling herself while alone on this trip, no care in the world for Birdie! Is she trying to pick up a Wall Street businessman or something? Like her being all “hehe I only packed mini skirts silly me” like??? You obviously packed mini skirts for a reason lol.
Also once again can’t think for herself “Renee was here last week doing things solo so here I am doing the same!”
- That hideous ass outfit. She's in NYC where people of all shapes, sizes, colors, orientations wear whatever the hell they want and don't give a shit. They walk with confidence and have actual fashion sense. She must be feeling stupid and needs to convince herself she can keep up. But she can't. She's a boring and basic 40 year old sheltered suburbanite who never bothered to learn about the world around her. The world keeps spinning and it's not spinning around for her. The whole feeling herself is a lie. She is just over compensating and she looks like a try hard. Like someone else said, the midlife crisis is hitting hard. Especially when you have no sense of self.
- Sarah really seems to be into Renee as her new BFF. I assume because like Sarah, Renee is very, very happy to leave her family behind. Lots of woman travel for work or take a trip just for themselves but we are not posting about it to make it appear aspirational. These Shine influencers working hard to breed envy to keep their followers living vicariously through them.
- I was under the impression people dress nicely to broadway shows? And not like you’re attempting to pull off a Britney Spears costume .
  
  Totally what it looks like
  
  😂
- Exactly what came to mind! “Normalize doing things by yourself”
  
  Thank goodness we have influencers telling us it’s okay to do things 🙄

🤡 gets a facial
- What in the Sigourney Weaver is going on here.......?!?!
- Her dream is to have dolphin skin, no wonder she always filters herself that way 🙄 keep giving away your secrets hun!
  
  I hope her face breaks out!

Is it just me or is she doing the kissy kiss bs constantly now? Maybe I notice it because I watch Tess on TT who is also part of Shine and it’s something she does at the end of every video.
- Awful outfit. What happened to her baggy clothes style that she just loved!!!!
  
  Is this what she chose to wear to the speaking engagement at a very professional conference in New York😳 WITH THOSE SHOES????? How can anyone miss the mark every single time to borderline inappropriate. As if she never learns a thing from the previous botched outfit. I really cannot let the shoes go, why why why???? Daytime pleather at a business conference …I just….
  
  She said she usually wears loose flowy clothes when she has to sit infront of people but decided to be brave~ and embrace sitting down in tighter clothes despite her rolls and bulges lol 🙄
- Cleav, blood-red pleather, this is not business attire (also of course photo is blurry only around her face)

The way this bra is cutting into her upper arm/shoulder is ridiculous. Like is it illegal for her to wear another brand of bra besides KNIX.
- From the front, she has a sinched in, hourglass figure...turn her to the side and she's suddenly the shape of Spongebob......
- Why wouldn't she just wear a strapless bra. The arm bulges look ridiculous
  
  She’s an idiot. Apparently she has wait for KNIX to make a strapless bra
- Also the way she is trying to prove her hair has “volume” after her stupid post last week. It’s making her look a little wild. She’s definitely reading her snark.
  
  Her hair? You mean extensions lol.
- For someone who is nonstop buying and at the mall you’d think she’d invest in a bra that actually fits and looks good on her. Like when you gotta go this effort to wear something, i don’t think it’s worth it.
  Like you said, can she really not wear something other than Knix?
  
  I would bet $$ she bought this entire outfit at Dynamite the other day! It’s basically right beside La Senza ffs.
- The way she stuffed herself into those pants..looks yuck!
- That’s a good look 😂😂😂 who does that