Live-Action ‘View-Master’ Movie, Based on 3D Image Toy From Mattel, in the Works

1. Hollywood is truly out of ideas.
2. What shit toys we had! I had a viewmaster. It was slightly educational at best, slightly entertaining at most, and always a toy that you lost interest in after about 15 minutes.

I'm getting flashbacks to when Battleship somehow got green-lit.

Wake me up for Lawn Darts the movie.

Unless it has Jack Black or Chris Pratt in it, then let me sleep.

???

I want to get off Mr Bones Wold Ride

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Coming this summer:

More nostalgia slop

Probably some time-travel or alternate universe bs. Not sure what else you could do. Maybe make it some sort of spy tool

Ugh.

What happened to the stupid HotWheels movie with JJ Abrams? That at least sounds like it has some substance even if it turns out to be shit.

Make a live-action movie about Weeble-Wobbles next please

would have been a good profitable idea during the recent 3D movie craze. They don't even make 3D televisions any more though so it could be a good remake candidate during the next 3D wave.