No! Not you, Mittens!
No! Not you, Mittens!
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Don't worry your cat will become interested again when your child grows up and wants equal pay for her work or comprehensive reproductive healthcare.
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Sorry, you didn't hear? The cat is a Republican, it will be dead in the next 8-15 years.
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We can only hope!
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Nah, if mittens were a republican, they'd try to marry the baby.
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Oof
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Republicans don’t care about you when you’re pregnant either. They just want you to have the baby pour and with shitty healthcare.
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Beautiful, and congratulations on your new external bump!
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I always thought most cats were republicans because theyre assholes most of the time. If theres a fragile thing on the ledge, they enjoy batting it over the side so it smashes into pieces on the ground. They depend entirely on others to support them but act like theyre fiercely independant. And of course, if you died, they wouldnt let you get cold before taking a bite out of you. Hell they will even eat other cats if left completely to their own devices. Their loyalty mostly extends to whomever feeds and pets them. They like the person that leaves them alone when they want to be left alone but will meow and pester you while you sleep if they want to be fed.
How would they NOT be republicans?
Slightly funny, but every single thing said here is untrue. Popular misconceptions about cats.
My mother's ex mother in law was a cat hoarder that had about 60 cats. Unfortunately I can tell you that cats absolutely will take a bite out of you if you die.