Kamala Harris 'is in control of this hurricane' using 'weather weapons': Alex Jones

If "the libs" controlled the weather, Jones would be getting zapped by lightning every time he opened his stupid mouth.

A billion dollar judgement against this guy and he is still spewing lies.

It's mindblowing to us non-Americans that such a large percentage of a purportedly first-world country can be so utterly stupid. I can't imagine that things were this bad even just 20 years ago. Why are y'all so dumb?

Why does this sentient piece of excrement still have a platform?

The sad thing is there are actual people out there who would believe this sooner than they'd see climate change as the cause.

Wait, this asshole still has a radio show? I thought he was bankrupt and had to liquidate all his assets to pay damages in the Sandy Hook lawsuit. How can he be broadcasting? Who is paying for it?

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In my opinion, the real concern here is that this may be the demise of the need to address climate change. Just as these wackos convinced millions of people that vaccines were a government plot, they're setting the stage for the climate change hoax. There will be a large swath of people who convert to believe the government is in control of the weather and the change we've experienced in our climate. This should be a grave concern for all.

Here’s the thing… If we can control the weather so easily, why can’t the Republicans? Have they not figured it out yet? I don’t want to vote for someone who can’t even destroy Florida on a whim with a few clouds.

Please stop feeding the troll.

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Didnt this guy just get bankrupted?

They stopped with the ‘it’s God punishing sinful States’ when it became apparent that all the states that kept getting hit with natural disasters were mostly Republican controlled ones. 😂

Weather devastated a place they don't like : god is punishing sinners

Weather hits their dirty little chode-land: THE DEMZ CONTROL THE WEATHER!

K, got it...

Isn't he supposed to be liquidating his equipment and not using it to get into more trouble. 🤔

I've heard this before but if Harris and the Dems are literally controlling the weather, why wouldn't you vote for them?!

So she is targeting Democratic leaning cities to stop people from voting for her. Idiot.

Yes, because closely-scrutinized disaster responses that are having to be done in multiple states for multiple storms are such a huge winner for the incumbent party. This is one of those conspiracies that is not only stupid on its face, but it doesn't make any sense at all even if it was true. It's a failure of critical thinking on so many levels.

Why is this even in the news? This is the same kind of dumb shit that would get talked about on AM radio stations and other conspiracy theory circles that nobody paid any attention to because of how completely stupid it sounded to a rational person. Can we stop giving these people any attention?

They create an enemy other that must be incredibly powerful but also pitifully weak. Wildly intelligent yet also fundamentally stupid.

I don't understand what the word "certified" is supposed to mean in his rant. Is this some new teen-speak redefinition that he's trying to appropriate? "power certified"? Huh?

Ah yes, because if a politician could control the weather, of course the thing they'd do with it is attack several swing states right before the election /s

Not a conspiracy theorist but a scam artist.

Pretty sure he doesn't believe those lies, he's just scamming the poor bastards that do.

Please. Let's not post conspiracy theories in the news channel.

Can somebody just get this nutjob committed to a psychiatric institution already? He's very clearly delusional and paranoid. I'm not sure what he needs to be on, but he definitely needs some kind of medication.

That any double digit percent is falling for this bullshit is a sad commentary of the state of the world today. And I'm not singling Americans out because there are plenty of idiots on the other side of the ocean as well.

Where are these assholes getting all these ideas about "weather weapons?" Oh, wait...

Trump Kept Asking if China Was Shooting Us With a ‘Hurricane Gun’

Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.

“It was almost too stupid for words,” said a former Trump official intimately familiar with the then-sitting president’s inquiry. “I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

But if you ask him about climate change, humans don't have the ability to change weather appreciable.

No recognition of how stupid he sounds.

Scientists have said it is currently impossible to control weather events like Hurricane Milton. first laughed out loud, said "oh you're serious?" and then let out a deep sigh while patiently explaining that "no - nobody can do that." They then picked up their scotch that was half-finished at 10AM and took a deep gulp.

The minute his last microphone is auctioned off and he's looking through dumpsters for his next meal can't come soon enough.

booooring... we have crazier people in congress now. who even needs this guy? you lost the sauce. boo. hiss. go away.

Alex Jones is AI generated, don't trust him.

Pass this message on in other places please.

She needs to aim it farther south to hit Mar-a-Lago, then.

“So they have the power certified easily with just five or six big aircraft,” he opined lied.

Ah yes, the tech the deep state so controls, but somehow Trump still let hurricanes hit and refused to use the same technology for whatever bullshit he would while he was president and had control of this supposed technology.

That is not normal, he has to go straight to jail, to think for a while how being a retarded lying asshole is doing wrong for the society. How hard can it be to stop being one?

Isn't his ass supposed to be broke?

They let the VP control the weather? I missed that part on the AP Government exam.

If dems could control weather why wouldn’t they use it for the benefit of States they favored, like maybe ending the drought in California or putting out the wildfires there or in the PNW?

Big question: So when they're in control of the weather, why not send hurricanes to Ukraine/Russia instead. Or China? Or Iran? Or Irak? Or Gaza? Or ...

Jeez, this guy is like Rush Limbaugh on meth.

Boy this dude’s gonna be pissed when all his livestream equipment gets auctioned off in that firesale to pay his legal expenses.

Yawn.

Dont care about this loser and his remaining 50 listeners.

Idiots like this are not totally to blame

The government, the leadership, the establishment, the country, the people are all complicit for allowing someone like this to have such a prominent place in the national discourse.

Jones isn't the only idiot .... the entire country is for having a large percentage of the population who listen to him.

He doesn't seem to have learned much from his existing court cases.

Oh wow, he's really putting his reputation on the line with this one /s

I really can't believe this is what they are rallying around. This is the thing they've all decided yep that's the hill we're dying on.

I spent some time on Threads. It’s shocking how many people (or trolls) are promoting the belief that all of these disasters are instigated and/or the impact deliberately worsened by Harris. Even though Biden is still president and Harris has no power over any of these issues.

Doesn't he have some drinking and crying to do?

translation:

"SHE'S A WITCH!"

Yeah yeah go cry some more big stupid crocodile tears about it, ya whiny bitch.

For those who don't know, completely unfiltered Alex Jones fits almost seamlessly into the 40k universe and that's bonkers.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhe77z_zTzRY-bmtKMydUF0eoWbGz_cCM&si=j-B2oBobkDcMeYNm

Well this is an unexpected turn to climate change denial.

I guess the “it’s real but it’s too late” is not as useful as “it’s real and ifs caused by [inset scapegoat]”

Really didn’t see this coming, which shows how satire can’t hold a candle to the stupidity of reality.

The day this guy dies, I will throw a party. And I hate parties.

I heard Alex Jones got gonorrhea from giving a vocal member of the House of Representatives a blow job.

Stop giving this dumbass attention. "Idiot says stupid shit" isn't newsworthy in the slightest.

I thought Jones lost his show in the settlement?

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and doesnt this run counter to their whole "climate cant be altered by man" climate denialism?

You need the energy equivalent of thousands of nuclear weapons to fuel even a mild hurricane. It would be pretty notable.

GOP Talking Head: The Democrats are pushing the point that we are allowing climate change to make storms worse and a large part of our base are getting affected by the storms. What do we do?

AJ: We blame them for the storms.

GTH: Nobody's going to believe that!

AJ: Have you met your base?

I’d rather have a comic book villain as president than a convicted felon, so okay!

What a lame excuse for a person Alex Jones is. The US will be destroyed sooner rather because there's enough people here that believe things as stupid as this or stupider. This is just another lie to tell the public so the people actually responsible (oil company CEOs) can laugh all the way to the bank.

I've seen this in the Paw Patrol movie.

Kind of makes sense. The Republicans are the idiots refusing to evacuate or eating disinformation so I imagine a lot of red states are going to be a little more blue by the end of this.

Do not give this idiot any more of a platform to shill himself out of bankruptcy

For anyone confused where these ideas originated from, I found out some articles from NOAA stuff like these:

Can human intervention diminish the force of a hurricane? From the mid-1960s through the early 1980s NOAA actively pursued Project STORMFURY, a program of experimental hurricane modification

https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/hrd_sub/modification.html

And I think in Wikipedia there were statement about using laser to warm the water a few degrees to pervent storms from forming..

Shouldn’t anyone funding his lifestyle also be subject to lawsuits? This kind of lying can get people killed

Destro! The weather dominator was supposed to be completed months ago!?

Even if Harris is a weather wielder, is she also stopping those states from accepting aid?

"Are these 'weather weapons' in the room with you right now?"

I assert that Alex Jones is in direct control of Kamala Harris and is in fact directing her to make the hurricane hit Florida so that he has more to talk about in relation to her evil performance

/s just in case

How does this piece of human garbage still have a fucking show?!

Kamala is Exxon?

It's heartbreaking that this completely utter rubbish exists at all and more still that it will be believed and there's nothing no one can do to convince the believers otherwise. 😖

I hope we can sue the shit out of him like when he denied Sandy Hook

Angel's don't play this HAARP is about to sell a million more copies.

I kinda wish they go back to all those "divine punishment" thing, but ehh, druid works fine.

People buy pills from this guy and put them IN THEIR BODY.

For anybody outside the US wondering how Trump has even the slightest chance to win the election, this is who we’re living with over here!

Sounds like he wants another defamation suit

But you also say manmade climate change is a myth.. So which is it?

The Democrats control the weather and that's why they purposefully made it rain in Detroit in November of 2016 because they wanted turnout to be low and for Trump to be elected.

Therefore, Trump is a secret deep state agent.

/s

Ah, we've gone from appealing to conspiracy theorists to appealing to the legit mentally unwell.

Super.

guess it takes morethan stripping him of his assets to shut his lying mouth off

At this point, right-wing lunatics are already so far removed from reality that it's safe to call them a sect.

Dan and Jordan gonna have a grand ol' time with this one

What a cunt

you have to round up not only the people that peddle this shit but the people that are gullible enough to believe it and get them far away from the gears of society. i don't care how you do it, or where they end up, or how it gets done, but it's obvious that we cannot have a functioning society with these people in it.

you mean like the nuke that trump said he was going to use against a hurricane?