Damn that's quite the statement

Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says "I'm down for that, where's your consent form?".
- Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
  
  Sounds like bureaucracy that has gone a bit too far, lol
  I bet the Vogons would like it though.

How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
- He probably not in Illinois, so that cuts a lot out.

Terrifyingly specific.
- Hilariously specific!
- Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must've paid a lot of money for space on that dude's back.

It's nice for him to be inclusive of 18! year olds. Dating can be difficult for ladies in their mid-quadrillions.

It's like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie...
- IT'S A TIME OF STRIFE FOR THE REPUBLIC MEANWHILE IF YOU'RE A BLONDE OF 17 OR 18 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS..

Seeing this in the wild my first thought would be that he lost some kind of bet or has been challenged into wearing this in a crowded place.
- You have good first thoughts!

There must be easier less public ways to declare yourself a permanent virgin.
- On the other hand, what better way for a parent to ensure that their precious little guy remains one? 😜

Some shirts here honestly do not go that hard. But this shirt... this shirt goes fucking hard wow
- Like, fuck damn, is it possible to go harder on a shirt?

Jesus Christ. Dude has no self awareness or taste. Just technical demands for a subjective experience.
- An objectively gross and fucked up 'subjective experience', though. Dude needs some serious help.
  
  Objectively gross and fucked up? If you aren't into women, that's ok. You oughta learn the difference between objective and subjective though.

I would not hang around that guy in that shirt. Hell, just knowing he owned that shirt would make me terminate a friendship. That's fucking insane.

I want to be believe he lost a bet or dare. If not, I think this person would have more luck forgetting about dating and going super niche into a competitive hobby. Getting into a competitive hobby isn’t about getting laid, but about focusing your frustrations into something goal oriented and controllable. You cannot make someone like you, but you can become the god of your hobby kingdom. Maybe along the way they’ll learn social skills and graces which might help with getting laid.
Sometimes I think there should be a dating app specifically for awkward and less conventionally attractive people.
- My bet is he lost a bet, it's so specific especially at the end

Women if you want me you have to be hot and have big titties. I'm a youtuber so I obviously don't care about age. Just don't snitch or tell the police. I'm too pretty to go to prison and I also don't wanna get beat into submission or get killed while i'm there. Also don't bring bear spray on our first date or a gun. Please come unarmed. Trust me I won't hurt you. The last three violent crimes I committed were well deserved and I won't do it again. Bring a ballgag thank you have a good day. I want a cupcake goodbye. 🥰🧁
- Based <3

This is just so ridiculous, it's hard for me to believe he actually believes or thinks this way. My assumption, and maybe I'm too optimistic here, is that he saw this and thought it was stupid funny and decided to buy/wear it to be immature funny/edgy...
I just can't fathom someone wearing this unironically. In which case, severe mental/cognitive issues?
- I'm with you, just seems like they're trying to be edgy and forgot the real world isn't a 4chan board.

I was waiting for that line found commonly on neckbeardy requirements...must be an untouched virgin who is skilled in sexual techniques and can meet my needs and desires at any point in the day

Wow, he could have really cut that down to just "Want Woman" written on a muscle bra in sharpie, like me. Could have saved a few bucks.