4mo ago

Anon is straight

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4mo ago

Anon is straight

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"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
- Hobosexual is wild lmfao
  
  depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
- I'm not gay I just hate missing out

straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you're bi.
- Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.
  
  That's exactly what it looks like
- Nice insight roll

I can't believe no one else said this but I feel it's necessary...
Fake and gay
- Queer and insincere, even.
- Nah this one reads true and bi.
- Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.
  
  It is like reddit, but without Spez

being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
- I've heard it called being "homelessexual"
  
  Hobosexual
  
  bro im gonna coom

What the fuck did I just read.
- A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it's very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into how other people think!

Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
- cis guy on hrt
  Why would they be on hrt
  
  The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn't match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.
  
  maybe they're a twitch streamer
  
  Could be a lot of reasons.
- since by straight they meant liking women I assume it's a transman no? I'm unsure too though

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"
- Well, rubber fist may really be a different thing. I even think that a real fist or even a dick sometimes doesn't imply homosexually, only asserting dominance :(
  
  ✈️ 🤨

What no pussy does to a mf

Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
- Naaah… just fake.
  
  It came across as a liiiitle bit gay, no?

TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
- It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
- Every greentext is based in some reality
  
  Indeed, indeed.
  If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
- Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
  Basically, Anon is a moron.
  
  Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
  
  FB?
- It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
  
  writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
  wtf, gay shit is fucking weird

Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I'm genuinely curious, I assume it's all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride
- Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there's something similar for women. I don't think that's what this guy is talking about though.
  
  It's fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.
  But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they're on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it's DIY or just informed consent is anyone's guess, though.
- wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it's all on Google) would react if someone straight up said "I'm cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills". I'd give 70/30 they'd eventually agree.
  p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.
  
  That’s something informed consent should permit. “Here are the effects, do you want them?”
- I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.
  Some people just want more customization options I guess
- They never said cis, did they? Could be a transman.
- Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it's just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
- Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
  That's hilarious, I wouldn't know how to react lmao
  
  In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn't really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he's gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.
- He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
  Nah, lol. I can't believe this
  
  I still can't either... Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son's adventures on earth. So why shouldn't one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁
- Gay is when democrat
  
  You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn't even have to make the slightest sense 😑

I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
- Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
  In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
  Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.
  
  If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
  I'm a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
  Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
  I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn't going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.
- Not with that attitude you wont
  
  Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what's gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It's a lot to ask, a lot to ask.

I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

op is pretty fucking based ngl
- What does based mean? Edit after finding out: That's wild. When there are many other words to describe the same thing.
  
  authentic and in touch with who he is
  
  Slang meaning cool, admirable

Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game

When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn't present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn't transitioned that much yet?
In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.
- No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don't necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).
  
  Given that this one does, and that a trans person that wants to transition would refer to themselves as the gender they want to transition, they would be a trans male. However it's 4chan and fake so I bet they meant a trans female, where being into dudes would be being straight.
- Transfeminine but doesn’t want to acknowledge it. It’s a thing, mostly on 4chan
  
  That's what I assumed and I was making fun of the poster because if that were the case, being into guys would be being straight.
  But that's our assumption, it's true that it might just be a dude that likes being feminine, no trans involved.
- femboy
  Gen Z have just rebranded twinks.
  
  Femboy and tomboy are terms that precede the inception of the first genZ though?
  
  From my experience, you still use twink to refer to a male-presenting queer man, a femboy is basically a female-presenting twink.