What's the official Hexbear Party line on the Jaffa Cake "Cake or Biscuit" controversy?
What's the official Hexbear Party line on the Jaffa Cake "Cake or Biscuit" controversy?
I'm just doing a head count to see how many liberals we still have on this site.
The court was adjudicated by Mr Donald Potter QC, who found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that whilst Jaffa Cakes had characteristics of both cakes and biscuits, the product should be considered a cake and not a biscuit, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes in the United Kingdom.[16][22][23]
In 2021, artificially intelligent binary classifiers "usually used in the field of astronomy" were trained on 92 traditional recipes of cakes and biscuits and determined Jaffa Cakes to be cakes.[25]
The slop machine and legal nerds says its a cake, thus its a biscuit.
It can't be a biscuit. Biscuits look like this:
That's a scone
This is disrespecting my Appalachia heritage and I won't stand for it!
Hmmm... You're right. Actually, I think this is what a biscuit looks like:
Wrong, only American crackers think like that. True British crackers know it's actually like the picture above.
only American crackers think like that
Oh yeah I much rather go with the British crackers, the OG racists.
I agree as a proud Appalachian
Cookies and biscuits are the same thing you silly Americans
I changed the title to the correct thing so now you look silly.
the need to categorize like thus is core to the angloid physiognomy
Just like the Jelly is core to the Cake that is the Jaffa Cake. Thanks for agreeing with me Comrade.
what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jafar cakes and they were threatening to take over Agrabah
what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jaffa! Kree! Hunt down the shol'va!
Indeed.
Solidarity with the Free Jaffa Nation
🎵Arabian nights🎵
🎵Like Arabian Days🎵
🎵More often than not, are hotter than hot🎵
🎵But not Jafar Cakes🎵
The first time I heard an angloid talking about these weird cookies, I legit thought they were spelled "jaffer" because of their fucked up accent
ACAB (Assigned Cake At Baking)
If the only options are "cookie" and "biscuit" I'd say "cookie".Title changed, I guess it's "cake". Biscuits in burgerland are different, I would probably say "slop" or honestly "mass produced confection" if somebody asked me out of the blue to classify this.
Please remove your rude and unnecessary comment that says I got the title wrong. I never got the title wrong and anyone who says otherwise is jealous of my skateboarding skills.
I'm asking the mods to put it the log that I am NOT mad but I am still reporting this comment for misinformation.
This is a cookie. Why would you call this a cake. It's not like you're gonna cut slices out of it.
Is a small slice of cake a cookie because it's small?
Read theory nerd. Jaffa cake is a cake and you're a fraud in front of everyone.
It's a very small and awful cake.
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but do you condemn the terror attacks in Jaffa?
Anyway it's a fucking cake obviously
Of course, I hate everyone who attacks the primacy of the Jaffa cake in the processed snack world. We need a holy war against the kkkracka oreo cookie and its Masonic symbolism.
cake. it's literally a sponge idk why this has ever been up for debate
A hotdog.
Cake-style biscuit
Typical kkkracka middle of the road nonsense.
It's a cake, it's in the name.
And if that isn't convincing enough, they go hard when stale, like cake. Biscuits go soft.
The only acceptable "biscuit"
Everything else is anglo revisionism (except bikkies, you get a pass if you create a new word)
That's almond bread, not a biscuit.
It's nasty is what it is
I'm sorry that you were born with BadOpinion-itis but that doesn't mean you can post your bad opinion on the internet.
Maybe I should try one again, the last time I had one was like 10 years ago
It's a cake. It's made of sponge. There is no debate. This has been ratified in court.
It's a cookie. Cookies can have filling and cookies can have a glaze. Cake is something way more substantial, and biscuits are a special case of cookies.
I have never eaten a jaffa cake but will say biscuit to annoy the Americans who call something totally unrelated "biscuits"
"This is all your fault Jaffar! We could have Jaffa cakes at a lower price without VAT if you only used less shortening in the batter."
biscuit
But seriously desserts that can't decide between cake and cookie are gross. Disturbing texture
(Just want to throw this out in case it's unclear, death to Amerikkka)
They are called "Delicje", duh. Stinky libs... Smh my head...
Biscake
That's a kneecap
