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  • The Sun uses original oxygen called hydrogen, that and she thicc af with all that gravity

  • Don't tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there's no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!

  • It is the flaming tail of the turtle that the Turth (turtle-earth...

  • I remember reading once that if the sun was made of entirely wood .. it would take about 5,000 years to burn out.... which is roughly the same timeline and age given by the Christian Bible.

  • After it gets dark, they refill it with lighter fluid. Every morning they light it fresh with a big ‘ole Zippo.

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