Why did god give the ability to the surgeon to remove it safely.
Seems like pointless busy work to give someone a tumor just to give someone the ability to remove it.
God is a hack writer.
Maybe part of a scheme to transfer money from the families of the people with the tumors to the medical insurance companies. Check to see if He's a shareholder.
Quite often he doesn't.
Jesus needs a hair transplant
Anyone would start balding after being crucified.
Plus he's over two thousand years old, give him a break. He looks great for his age.
They couldn't get the real Jesus so they got Nicolas Cage instead
Someone give him a wheel and tell him to sit quietly in a corner.
Jesus H Christ did you scrub in??