Trans-Exclusionary Ruledical Mold

I like how your pronouns are "equipped". Got you a pocket full of pronouns. DOn't you drop them, or nobody will be allowed to talk about you!

I've gotten tricked out of so many things by those blasted Fae. My gender, my sexual attraction, my attention, and precisely 1 (one) of my pronouns.

Now I go by He/They because I can never be Him.
- Sheesh. Don't let em take the others or you'll have to go by Was/Were
- It's me. I'm the fae. At least I think I must be, since I use any pronouns.
- Dracula Flow disqualified.
If you kill a boss, you can loot Legendary and Artifact pronouns
- You get xe/xim for confirming your email address
*unequips pronouns* simply do not refer to me
- A wizard has no pronouns.
This implies the existence of extra pronouns that can be unlocked or purchased from the in-game store.
- TBF, that's sort of my experience of pronouns due to finding queer community at university.
Like an SCP, you can only be addressed in the second-person.
- Hey... you. I totally didn't forget your name.
🎶I got a pocket, got a pocketful of pronouns🎶
I've got a, I've got a, pocketfulofpronouns
The enemy used expelliarmus.

Your pronouns are now /.

Is jk getting money from this release?

EDIT yes she do https://n4g.com/articles/is-jk-rowling-involved-in-harry-potter-quidditch-champions/

Likely yes, and I recommend you to let HP die and instead look for some better media.
- Yeah I've been avoiding it since The Change became apparent, but I feel like posting screenshots kind of keeps it alive. Like people think they're got one over on the bigot billionaire
- or pirate it
- I cannot recommend the fan fiction book Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkoesky highly enough. If you’re looking for a HP fix but struggle with ‘death of the author’ issues. There’s even a free audiobook podcast!
  
  https://hpmor.com/
In theory that depends on the legal details. In practice it's safe to assume she does.
The best thing would be that she doesn’t get any money. The second best is that her money depends on being trans-friendly.

She’s screaming all the way to the bank, knowing that not particularly based people who consider themselves LGBT allies have been lulled into helping to fund her anti-trans crusade.

Fuck, not even an ally. I know one trans person who still supports Harry Potter franchise shit. Some people are myopic as hell.
- As a person with myopia, I find this comment tone deaf.

recruit your first chaser

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Diversity of problematic characters: Nonbinary person with they/them pronouns likes "the feminine penis" and "the masculine vulva" way too much.

If terf queen's home is a "mouldy shack" then my house must be a cardboard box by the river (not even a van).

It's a reference to the mold growing in her house
- You mean "mould"

Slightly off topic, I coined a new term Potterlike which describes a game that features enough wizarding school hallmarks, including character and plot expies from Harry Potter to adequately scratch those itches without supporting a neonazi billionaire that is in turn supporting a hate-driven purge movement.

I have recently been playing Spells & Secrets a German potterlike rogue-lite that has good play, if daft localization. There are some decent potterlikes out there.

To be fair, I never got Quiddich, other than it's supposed to be a team sport with magic, and Rowling took the design of a team sport as seriously as she did video games, and the affect games have on house point values (in that they heavily outweigh rewards from good behavior, penalties from bad behavior and bonuses for keeping the end of the world and rise of He Who Shall Not Be Named) reflects how school athletics is overprioritized in IRL academics, often over STEM or basic educafion.

And Griffindor are the jocks.

"magic? what the fuck is this? i thought this was a game about clayforming!"

Why tho