5mo ago

Could an American please prove me wrong?

216 comments

As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
- 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
  But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
  🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
  
  is there oil?
  
  I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0
  
  No oil? No tacos? No point…
- I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
  
  try scanning an obese person, curious what it'd say
- I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
  
  Don't catch you slippin' now

I think it's the clitoris?
- No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
  
  I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate

Ha easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
- I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can't even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
  
  Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
  
  It's too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
  
  Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn't maaake up!
- The princess is Mia Thermopolis
- Famous for their pears

Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
- Yugothesenuts got em
  
  Yougoslobmynuts HA
- I'll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.

U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
- That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
  
  The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
- U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
  https://youtu.be/3q_iqrvnC_4?si=pKVlZMtBomCjYqUf
  
  Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjKE1axJ0TU

Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.
- So New Zealand then? Got it!

Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
- That's the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren't going to stay where they're at. France needs to look out.
  
  https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/taboo
- Makes me think of The Fractured Europe series

I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?

Sprance, duh!
- Oh I thought it was Frain
  
  Guys, guys, it's clearly Fronaco!

France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.

Oh that's easy. Connecticut

Monaco got stung by a wasp.

that's the holy roman empire
- Exactly.
  \ You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire. It's just their thing.

The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
- It's a Russian enclave, but I don't know what it's called without looking it up. I'll be the first to say "Oooooh right" when someone does post the name.
  
  Akshually it's a Russian exclave. That means it's disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
  
  Kaliningrad
  
  I said "Oooooh right" before you. What now, buddy?
- New Prussia
- occupied Koenigsberg?
- I cheated and looked up a map of Europe, and that country is named "Russia". Haha!
- So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don't know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
  OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
  Also, since it's the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
  
  Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
  They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
  I don't know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
  Btw it's only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
- Königsberg
  
  Samland

This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
- Bavarium for making donut filling right?
- Sounds ripe for liberation

I've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist
- Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
- It's probably from a mod.

can'talonia
- Basque at deez nuts

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
- It's a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald's there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.
  
  McDonald's at sea is just as good (if not better) than land McDonald's.
- Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up.
  
  Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.
  
  It's only a country in the vaguist sense. It's a historical artifact. Charlemagne's last gasp. It's beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.
  It's such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.
  
  Easy, Andorra. Do Europeans not play with Seterra?
  
  Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes... Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.

Greater Monaco
it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
- That’s where they race the Monte Carlo Rally. Than they flood it when the race is over.

Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
- That's a mean thing to say about Iberia

This genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.
- I thought Catalonia finally separated but then the shape was weird....

That map isn't America therefore none of it exists

That would be France's Testicles.
- Francicles...
  
  Francicles The First
  \ and (slightly more to the north)
  \ Francicles The Second.
- So Italy is trying to kick France in the nuts?
  ...seems legit. Carry on.
  
  Right in their stupid onions.
- Its too close to a rich, smug monarchy nearby - better be safe & guillotine those babies off!!

Greater Catalonia.

As an American, would you like it to be a country?
- Freedom, for our defense contractors to make our government spread more freedom.

Atlantis was here all along.

Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was

Shush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...
- Liechtenstein

That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.

Sprance. Duh
- Your friends don't sprance, and if they don't sprance then they're no friends of mine

Greater Catalonia.

That be Australia I know this is a fact as I have an Iq of 172 according to a website quiz I cheated on.
- Hi Mr President.

Hemorrhoidia

Clearly that's Outer Spain
- Spain't

Monsteraco
- Maxaco
- Money Carlo

Looks like Whatthefuckistan to me.

I'm fairly certain that's Atlantis.

Canadian, some think we are american enough for most situations.
Is it Greece?
Im gonna go check, but thats my answer right now
- Yes it’s Greece 🇬🇷, not bad!
  
  Loli need to pay more attention to what community a post is in before i reply
  
  😅

Mediterranistan

That is Svwenborgia. It is only on maps for rich people so the poors can't find it and ruin like they do to all things like Twister and refrigeration.

For everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.