By MICHELLE L. PRICE and JILL COLVIN ASHEBORO, N.C. (AP) — Holding his first outdoor rally since surviving last month’s attempted assassination, Donald Trump on Wednesday railed against…
Like, I know it really happened. I believe that. But damn if there isn't a voice in a small corner of my mind that won't stop whispering "he faked the whole thing".
I have about as much respect for Trump as I do of the contents of a port-o-potty after a furry convention, but I gotta say if someone tried to shoot me during a speech I'd have bulletproof glass next time too.