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Kairos @lemmy.today

5mo ago

Pizza

67 comments

Mods remove this, it's clearly a pisspost

Did a dog write this post ?
- I think The Quartering did
  
  Lol. Haven't heard that name in a while.

All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you're 30 meter
- Correction: she's 35 Farads.
  
  That's a lot of capacitance. That's a terrifying amount of capacitance.

Thank god for the TLDR, that's way too long of a post
- lol
  Tl;dr I replied "lol" because I thought it would be funny.
  Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said "lol" and then included a "tl;dr" for comedic effect.

This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
- Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
  
  Holy shit
  The Halfening
- How did this become public knowledge?
  
  By his own admission after getting very drunk.
- Oh
  
  Erm... I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh..... here we are.

Upvoted from -1 😂
- Reddit posts can't go below 0
  
  That is pretty silly
  
  Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She's not getting pizza, she's cheating on you
and links to the Men's Rights channel
- Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
  
  "My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I'm asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me."
- You forgot "She should leave you"

Plot twist, OP is a dog.
- Dog's old as fuck
  
  That's why he couldn't hold it in.

NTA Dump her immediatly

I don't know if it's good or bad that I know the joke here.

I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh

¼
- ?
  
  https://media1.tenor.com/m/47ttMJhAI9sAAAAC/h3h3-h3.gif

Not enough ^1/4‘ing hate in these comments
- What's that
  
  If you dont know consider yourself lucky

reddit
- Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots
  
  what

Peace with ur...

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